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Best moments ever thread 2.0
This is Horatio Jiggles. 

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Horatio Jiggles is wearing a security uniform.
Horatio Jiggles has an armor vest on.
Horatio Jiggles has a Security Headset by his mouth.
Horatio Jiggles has a helmet on his head.
Horatio Jiggles has a Security HUD on his face.
Horatio Jiggles has a handcuffs in his right hand.
Horatio Jiggles has PDA-Horatio Jiggles on his belt.
Horatio Jiggles has brown shoes on his feet.
Horatio Jiggles has a backpack on his back.
Horatio Jiggles is wearing Horatio Jiggles's ID Card (Security Officer).
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Felix Dangers (as Filix Domgirs) waves.
Horatio Jiggles says, "wanna see something cool"
Travis Ronick [145.9] says, "WHERE THE HECK AM I GOING"
Horatio Jiggles salutes.
The soda machine beeps, "The taste of nature!"
Felix Dangers (as Filix Domgirs) says, "I mean, yes."
Horatio Jiggles says, "watch close"
Elwood Agg is the Chief Engineer!
Felix Dangers (as Filix Domgirs) says, "Although it makes me nervous."

Horatio Jiggles jams one end of the handcuffs into one of his eye sockets, closing the loop through the other!
Horatio Jiggles screams!
Horatio Jiggles yanks the other end of the handcuffs as hard as he can, ripping his skull clean out of his head! Holy shit!
You feel ill from watching that. Thanks, Horatio Jiggles.
Montgommery Scott pukes all over himself. Thanks, Horatio Jiggles.
Horatio Jiggles's brain falls out of the bottom of Horatio Jiggles's skull.
 *beep*
Horatio Jiggles seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Horatio Jiggles's head collapses into a useless pile of skin mush with no skull to keep it in its proper shape!

Montgommery Scott says, "Ids please"
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