Segway + wire + pipebomb = boobytrapped segway

[Superlagg]

Instead of a boring old pipebomb that puts people to sleep while it blows them to pieces, what about an attachment that's more fitting of this wacky roller? Attach flashbangs or cleaner grenades to it and maximize the amount of not-moving going on in that hallway! Stick an emagged securitron on there and watch it run down everything that moves! Glue a remote signaller to the handlebars and have an RC segway pester folk without even knowing it's you!