Segway + wire + pipebomb = boobytrapped segway

[Frank_Stein]

Firstly: "Ableism"
Gross, get that nonsense tumblr word out of here.

"I don't experience something so it doesn't exist"

Yes to segway tomfoolery, but with more options. Like them getting on the segway, and then it playing a prerecored message telling them they can't get off it or it will explode.