Segway + wire + pipebomb = boobytrapped segway

[Sundance]

A clever trap for staff assistants with ADHD and security officers!

hey can you stop with the ableism? its real bad. also why the fuck would a security officer ever want to blow people up who use a segway

what kind of question is that? i think you have some issues if you don't want to blow up people, especially the ones that steal your segways

Security officers aren't supposed to blow up people who steal segways. That's murder.

its only murder if they die and besides, you don't want them to die. after all you cant teach a dead dog new tricks

Firstly: "Ableism"
Gross, get that nonsense tumblr word out of here.
Secondly, I don't think this is such a bad idea, in so much that it should be applied to all vehicles, including pods. It just doesn't really work with just the segway, as those who'd use it (I.e: Sec officer) would risk exploding their own officers, nevermind the ethics of blowing up assistants. My reasoning for this is booby-trapping things is fun, and should be implimented across the board, just not in the format that would exclusively fuck over secoffs.