Segway + wire + pipebomb = boobytrapped segway

[atomic1fire]

A clever trap for staff assistants with ADHD and security officers!

hey can you stop with the ableism? its real bad. also why the fuck would a security officer ever want to blow people up who use a segway

what kind of question is that? i think you have some issues if you don't want to blow up people, especially the ones that steal your segways

Security officers aren't supposed to blow up people who steal segways. That's murder.