Goonhub
07-11-2017, 09:26 PM
Today, I created an impromptu gang as a traitor: The "Blue Crew", who fought against the evil RED HUFFERS and spread the message of KICKING ASS. I recruited two trusted Blue Crew Inner Circle Members, security officer Blake Rader and HoS Travis Ronick, by feeding them the "tea of truth" with a side of deluxe mindslave. I also enlisted the help of a fellow traitor, Oar Dehrv as a trusted Inner Circle Member.
We instituted a KEY POLICY: Wear blue, or you are a dirty RED HUFFER, GREEN GOON, or YELLOW MELLOW. The PURPLE NURPLES may or may not exist.
I enlisted the help of the AI, and made crewmembers who did not wear blue "less human" than the Blue Crew. This proved to not work effectively, so I further instructed the AI that they were not worthy of being considered human at all. This eventually made almost the entire crew wear blue, as our propaganda was always on the radio and announcement computers.
At the peak of our regime, we made an ass-kicking circle. Surprisingly, crewmembers joined in on the fun. Maybe they thought the evil EDDIE TODAY was a RED HUFFER.![[Image: SaVw4aG.png]](http://i.imgur.com/SaVw4aG.png)
However, I was eventually taken down due to the work of the evil RED HUFFER saboteur, OLIVIA REN. She stripped the gift of the tea of truth (deluxe mindslave implants) from my Inner Circle Members, and they turned on me, citing 'poor leadership'. They stripped me and my AI compatriot of our Blue Crew membership, with my life being taken from me.
We instituted a KEY POLICY: Wear blue, or you are a dirty RED HUFFER, GREEN GOON, or YELLOW MELLOW. The PURPLE NURPLES may or may not exist.
I enlisted the help of the AI, and made crewmembers who did not wear blue "less human" than the Blue Crew. This proved to not work effectively, so I further instructed the AI that they were not worthy of being considered human at all. This eventually made almost the entire crew wear blue, as our propaganda was always on the radio and announcement computers.
At the peak of our regime, we made an ass-kicking circle. Surprisingly, crewmembers joined in on the fun. Maybe they thought the evil EDDIE TODAY was a RED HUFFER.
However, I was eventually taken down due to the work of the evil RED HUFFER saboteur, OLIVIA REN. She stripped the gift of the tea of truth (deluxe mindslave implants) from my Inner Circle Members, and they turned on me, citing 'poor leadership'. They stripped me and my AI compatriot of our Blue Crew membership, with my life being taken from me.