Chemmunity: a collaborative chem project where no suggestion is too dumb

[Noah Buttes]

Micro-razors (please think of a better name): If injected, causes that person to start bleeding every time they move one tile. This stacks to the point where they'll bleed to death before they reach the end of a hallway.

Macrosium: When applied to something, makes its sprite bigger.

Microsium: When applied to something, makes its sprite smaller.

Fantasia: Instantly randomises your appearance (ie. hair, gender, scream/fart noise, age), doesn't affect name.

Homeopathic remedy: Does nothing.

Diluted Tannerite: a (mostly) harmless prank chem, that when applied to an object/person, the next time the item is used/person is hit causes whatever is applied to generate a loud bang and a flash of light.

Tannerite: A meaner form of the above. Can damage floors and walls, but only does minor damage and can't sever limbs. Stun and deafness scales with the amount applied to a person.

Yes, I realize this is probably gonna be used on/by clowns.

Disqualified for having more than one suggestion in the post.