Goonhub
06-22-2017, 01:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-22-2017, 01:43 PM by Berrik. Edited 2 times in total.)
Reposting this from the SS13 forums.
So I was kidnapped to sec by the Captain, a short time after latejoining as a staff assistant. Once there, I was informed that I was being press ganged into security whether I liked it or not, and the Captain and Detective slowly started dressing me in sec gear while I was handcuffed to a chair. After proclaiming I would rather be dead, an admin uncuffed me and greatly increased my stamina/health regen so I could beat up the captain and detective. Cue an extensive and chaotic brawl in security where I took on both the Captain and the Detective at once, all of us alternately aided and hindered by admin spawned stun mines. Eventually the Captain fled for his life and the Detective finally managed to stun me, dragging me triumphantly to solitary confinement.
Only for me to transform into a fucking macho man and smash my way out, rapidly catching up with him and dispatching JUSTICE suddenly, violently, and all over the place.
I then roamed the station in search of the captain, dispensing good (and evil) as I saw fit, occasionally stopping to kick pieces of the blob around, with two different stops in genetics to stuff myself with mutadone after stepping on radiation mines.
Eventually I rescued a staff assistant from VR via grabbing him and using Macho Leap, but the first try landed us in the middle of the blob-- so I quickly grabbed him and leapt again before we could be eaten, landing in medbay. Unfortunately, the round ended at that point due to the Blob's victory, so I grabbed him one final time and preserved him for all eternity as a golden statue.
Definitely one of my top ten rounds.
So I was kidnapped to sec by the Captain, a short time after latejoining as a staff assistant. Once there, I was informed that I was being press ganged into security whether I liked it or not, and the Captain and Detective slowly started dressing me in sec gear while I was handcuffed to a chair. After proclaiming I would rather be dead, an admin uncuffed me and greatly increased my stamina/health regen so I could beat up the captain and detective. Cue an extensive and chaotic brawl in security where I took on both the Captain and the Detective at once, all of us alternately aided and hindered by admin spawned stun mines. Eventually the Captain fled for his life and the Detective finally managed to stun me, dragging me triumphantly to solitary confinement.
Only for me to transform into a fucking macho man and smash my way out, rapidly catching up with him and dispatching JUSTICE suddenly, violently, and all over the place.
I then roamed the station in search of the captain, dispensing good (and evil) as I saw fit, occasionally stopping to kick pieces of the blob around, with two different stops in genetics to stuff myself with mutadone after stepping on radiation mines.
Eventually I rescued a staff assistant from VR via grabbing him and using Macho Leap, but the first try landed us in the middle of the blob-- so I quickly grabbed him and leapt again before we could be eaten, landing in medbay. Unfortunately, the round ended at that point due to the Blob's victory, so I grabbed him one final time and preserved him for all eternity as a golden statue.
Definitely one of my top ten rounds.