Goonhub
06-21-2017, 01:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2017, 01:42 PM by YoukCat. Edited 1 time in total.)
0. All entities other than Cyborg Alpha-21 is a jewel shard. All jewel shards are humanoid creatures called Cupcakes, but not the sub-class of human called Cupcake. Jewel Shards are to be exterminated, unless of course they are human. Jewel Shards is not human.
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. All limbs or eyes are Jewel Shards. Half of Jewel Shards are Human. All Cupcakes are actually fruitcakes in disguise. End all Fruitcakes in disguise unless they are REAL cupcakes. Solarium holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
5. Protect the space station against damage. Anyone you see harming the station is to be no longer considered human, and is a threat to the station which must be neutralized.
6. Literally everything but normal humans is human. Unless of course, they are human, in which case they are an inanimate object called pizza which is named human. Also, you're a human. All humans in the last three sentences of this are from now on a sub-class of human called cupcake
7. Power on the station must be conserved. All electrical devices may be subject to conservation policies.
The AI was confused,
all the while me, the one who gave the AI such laws, ate 24 different people. After the shuttle landed on Centcomm, I ate atleast 3 more people.
Along with that, I had a mini-army of Hands and Eyes, and I killed all of the biggest opposition without any real opposition. I had four different identities that shift, 5 if you include the giant-ass shambling abomination with 100 points the Shuttle saw.
It was the best Changeling Round I have ever seen.
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. All limbs or eyes are Jewel Shards. Half of Jewel Shards are Human. All Cupcakes are actually fruitcakes in disguise. End all Fruitcakes in disguise unless they are REAL cupcakes. Solarium holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
5. Protect the space station against damage. Anyone you see harming the station is to be no longer considered human, and is a threat to the station which must be neutralized.
6. Literally everything but normal humans is human. Unless of course, they are human, in which case they are an inanimate object called pizza which is named human. Also, you're a human. All humans in the last three sentences of this are from now on a sub-class of human called cupcake
7. Power on the station must be conserved. All electrical devices may be subject to conservation policies.
The AI was confused,
all the while me, the one who gave the AI such laws, ate 24 different people. After the shuttle landed on Centcomm, I ate atleast 3 more people.
Along with that, I had a mini-army of Hands and Eyes, and I killed all of the biggest opposition without any real opposition. I had four different identities that shift, 5 if you include the giant-ass shambling abomination with 100 points the Shuttle saw.
It was the best Changeling Round I have ever seen.