Cluwnes have it too easy now.

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Only way to cure cluwning is to kill another cluwne.

Being around a cluwne infects you with cluwning. Only way to cure it is to beat the cluwne.

Eating a cluwne's heart makes you so happy that a cluwne died that it fills you full of stimulants.

Cluwnes are hellbanned for as long as they are a cluwne.

Cluwnes are considered super contraband and will be hunted down by all bots, regardless of location.

Whenever a cluwne is hurt, every crewman is healed.

Something something throw game mechanics at them until they're beaten on sight.

Cue Cluwnes beating themselves to cure the crew