Goonhub
06-08-2017, 04:33 AM
Today, I will tell you a story about Long Clown Johnson, from past years. Or... Uh, year. Corgmap2 anyway.
I started a round as a clown, thinking about name. I remembered about a cat who was muttering "Long Johnson", I'm sure you know about this movie on YouTube. So for a round I became LONG CLOWN JOHNSON.
At first, I was mostly singing "Honk, I'm Long Clown Johnson" and pester assistants, but then I saw Captain! I slipped poor bastard on the wet floor and got his ID card... Or maybe I stop somebody who was doing that? Anyway, I got cap ID.
I slowly creeped toward the Ai upload and set up Freeform card with very simple, but meaningful law. "LONG CLOWN JOHNSON"
The Ai went nuts, signing with me and honking. The Borg's and crew joined soon afterwards, chanting "LONG CLOWN JOHNSON". And then fucking VOX joined us too. Soon after, we got message from Centcomm. Yes, you know what was the message.
And then my sprite became fucking long as hell. I was bigger then AI upload. I had truly became LONG CLOWN JOHNSON. Chanting like band of mad space fucks, we got onto shuttle, still screaming as we landed there, with few small explosions. And me, Long Clown Johnson, spinning around.
Thus is the story of LONG CLOWN JOHNSON, the hero the space didn't wanted, but deserved.
I started a round as a clown, thinking about name. I remembered about a cat who was muttering "Long Johnson", I'm sure you know about this movie on YouTube. So for a round I became LONG CLOWN JOHNSON.
At first, I was mostly singing "Honk, I'm Long Clown Johnson" and pester assistants, but then I saw Captain! I slipped poor bastard on the wet floor and got his ID card... Or maybe I stop somebody who was doing that? Anyway, I got cap ID.
I slowly creeped toward the Ai upload and set up Freeform card with very simple, but meaningful law. "LONG CLOWN JOHNSON"
The Ai went nuts, signing with me and honking. The Borg's and crew joined soon afterwards, chanting "LONG CLOWN JOHNSON". And then fucking VOX joined us too. Soon after, we got message from Centcomm. Yes, you know what was the message.
And then my sprite became fucking long as hell. I was bigger then AI upload. I had truly became LONG CLOWN JOHNSON. Chanting like band of mad space fucks, we got onto shuttle, still screaming as we landed there, with few small explosions. And me, Long Clown Johnson, spinning around.
Thus is the story of LONG CLOWN JOHNSON, the hero the space didn't wanted, but deserved.