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Clown Tales
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Tooty the trustworthy clown! I was a bad clown! No one laughed at my jokes, no one enjoyed my pranks and my honks were denied! I prayed to the Honkmother to punish me for failing at my duty as a clown.. My arms were ripped off gorily infront of the crew, however... they laughed! They laughed at me! I was so happy! There was hope for my honks!

And the honkmother spoke to me... she gave me words of encouragement.. and a gift was sent to the holy temple of the honkmother. And in the clown tent I found it.. A box of banana grenades! The time for slipping came. And slipping I did! I was blessed with powerfull farts that left a visible trail. I slipped and farted in my faces, I even got ticketed! What a blessing! I may have been responsible for a death due to slipping, but all was forgiven.

Except by a security officer Named Ireen... she had a bad day and decided to take the law in her own hands! After throwing blessed clown grenades in security and flooding it with Amusing Ducks, she took me aside and sent me to the Honkmother... But my work was not yet done! I was brought back through cloning! However Ireen had become depressed after realising she had murdered me in cold blood. So I took it upon myself to cheer her up. I had almost done it, but the shuttle was on its way. I prayed to the Honkmother to bring me blessed brothers from the Clown-byond. And near the end a horde of Green Clown Brothers came to us! To help make Ireen happy again! Slipping and Honking was had on our way to Centcom, and Ireen gave me one last smile at the end of the shift!

This was late at night and I had 2 other great clown shifts right before and after, so I might not remember it properly. I was blessed with many custom clown grenades that spawned different things. Clown Shoes, Amusing Ducks, some other things. I think Ireen felt legit bad about killing me, but I found that it was well deserved and also fit the IC rp of LLJK1. The other 2-3 rounds that night was also quite great. Immortal zombie clown blessed by the gods to wreck havoc but not kill anyone. And an adrinaline powered clown with a magic wand that iced everything in a 5x5 radius. I might have gone overboard with that one, but what clown on adrinaline wouldnt.
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Clown Tales - by sen761 - 06-04-2017, 07:32 PM
RE: Clown Tales - by medsal15 - 06-04-2017, 07:55 PM
RE: Clown Tales - by Mageziya - 06-07-2017, 01:02 PM
RE: Clown Tales - by babayetu83 - 06-04-2017, 08:09 PM
RE: Clown Tales - by Technature - 06-04-2017, 09:19 PM
RE: Clown Tales - by NateTheSquid - 06-05-2017, 01:07 AM
RE: Clown Tales - by Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost - 06-05-2017, 01:52 AM
RE: Clown Tales - by OMJ - 06-06-2017, 09:19 AM
RE: Clown Tales - by locusts - 06-06-2017, 09:29 AM
RE: Clown Tales - by EristheSlackWyrm - 06-06-2017, 09:42 AM
RE: Clown Tales - by Dr Zoidcrab - 06-06-2017, 12:27 PM
RE: Clown Tales - by OMJ - 06-08-2017, 08:47 AM

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