make porktonium have a chance to spontaneously make you fat

[amaranthineApocalypse]

Yeah, in all seriousness I figure this would not happen unless you drank a bunch of Discount Dans, ate a bunch of bacon/bacon cookies or got batonned and force fed a bacon cake or something. 5 units as a threshold is fine.

Pff, just add it as a possible effect for overdosing. It can technically already do it! If you OD on porktonium, it decays into radium, which irradiates you and has a chance of giving you random mutations