Goonhub
06-05-2017, 01:07 AM
anyone remember that one NT clown round? sit back and lemme tell you a story
So, at round start, everything was red. All the windows, the shuttle tiles, and soon after everything got manually painted red by crew+admins. There was a centcom announcement saying we'd been bought by the syndicate, and were all members now, and that some syndicate gear would appear in the chapel. Before I could head over there, a QM decided to whack me with a blue paint can, just for lols. After rushing in to grab my syndicate space suit, I soon found that a couple of people were actual traitors, and, when they saw me, yelled stuff like "NANOTRASEN CLOWN" and rushed at me. Luckily, being robust, I managed to get away from most of them. At some point, I got a stun baton, and a phaser. Anyone tried attacking me, warning shot with a phaser, get any closer, stun baton.
While I was running around, there was another announcement about the rogue clown on board who had to be stopped, and something about employing security mechanisms. Shortly after, everything started shocking me, like a hardwired engine does, but from all electric stuff. The first bout hit me with about 20 zaps from a vending machine, which instantly put me into crit, but I guess the syndicate wanted me alive, because after I patched myself up, the zaps were less intense, leaving a short stun and about 5 burn damage. While being chased by those darn syndicates, I realized the zaps could be used to my advantage, cause they would hit the first thing they touched, on their way to me. I started weaving and zapping all the syndicate, at which point the zaps stopped.
Anyway, after lots of running and clowning, and throwing a cream pie at a guy with a c saber who was intent on killing me a few times, I got caught by a robust syndicate-sec. After being in the port a brig for a while, a NT sympathizer let me out with a crowbar during a rad storm, so I got away for a bit. All my items had been spread around however, and sadly, NanoTrasen loyalty doesn't make you immune to the crippling heat the engine puts out, and I died while retrieving my funny pack from inside the PTL. *salute
While I was running around, there was another announcement about the rogue clown on board who had to be stopped, and something about employing security mechanisms. Shortly after, everything started shocking me, like a hardwired engine does, but from all electric stuff. The first bout hit me with about 20 zaps from a vending machine, which instantly put me into crit, but I guess the syndicate wanted me alive, because after I patched myself up, the zaps were less intense, leaving a short stun and about 5 burn damage. While being chased by those darn syndicates, I realized the zaps could be used to my advantage, cause they would hit the first thing they touched, on their way to me. I started weaving and zapping all the syndicate, at which point the zaps stopped.
Anyway, after lots of running and clowning, and throwing a cream pie at a guy with a c saber who was intent on killing me a few times, I got caught by a robust syndicate-sec. After being in the port a brig for a while, a NT sympathizer let me out with a crowbar during a rad storm, so I got away for a bit. All my items had been spread around however, and sadly, NanoTrasen loyalty doesn't make you immune to the crippling heat the engine puts out, and I died while retrieving my funny pack from inside the PTL. *salute