Most notable Goon players of all time

[Prichard]

Lester Chaykin was a renowned hero. Once upon an unsuspecting shift, the entire crew was antagonists like normal. Only this time the brave Lester Chaykin had rolled protagonist. He started off the round by valiantly saving the lives of everyone he saw instantly and without remorse, especially the barber. Some suits didn't like how he brought happiness and joy to all the assistants, though. All of that happiness belonged to them damnit! They wanted all the power again so they hatched a plan. One of the antagonist security officers was selected to be a mole, oh a plot most foul! This mole would pretend to be a good person, just like Lester Chaykin, and lull him into a false sense of trust...

Well it worked. Once the satancurity officer had become his lifelong friend, arranged his wedding, godfathered his children, and even cried at his funeral.. he struck. Out of nowhere the traitorous fiend gave Lester Chaykin a hug, and before long, our hero was swarmed by demons. The demons stuffed him into disposals, but not before taunting him about his hair. To spare everyone the gristly details.. Lester Chaykin was gibbed starting with his feet. As he was turned to beff, he mouthed one last phrase.. "I forgive you"

And that is why we must never forget Lester Chaykin.
Hero, friend, notable player.
R.I.P.