05-30-2017, 05:34 PM
Hi I'm Dan Kelly, resident career assistant with a habit of using performance enhancing breakfast and drugs to make themself appear more robust to the uninitiated. I try to put the assistance back into staff assistant, selflessly helping those in need and dreaming of one day becoming the savior of the station.
Good morning, crew! I am FRANK.EXT, how will this day end? I am a gimmick-compatible AI, open for hijinks and leniancy for all ages. My routine usually ends with me blurting nonsense over the radio and asking traitors to stop killing. My turnons include genuinely caring about the crew, being soft on crime but a supercop on murders, and being vindictive toward anyone who hurts my borgs.
Good morning, crew! I am FRANK.EXT, how will this day end? I am a gimmick-compatible AI, open for hijinks and leniancy for all ages. My routine usually ends with me blurting nonsense over the radio and asking traitors to stop killing. My turnons include genuinely caring about the crew, being soft on crime but a supercop on murders, and being vindictive toward anyone who hurts my borgs.