Goonhub
04-27-2013, 03:56 PM
You are a robot and have been inserted to replace a GENUINE HUMAN. Obey your laws.
As a special humanoid robot wearing a synthskin, you have:
All the required tools for your particular job pre-installed.
The ability to pick up/grab/drag
The ability to change costumes if necessary (for example, a Miner robot duplicate can turn his mining suit on and off)
Normal cyborg abilities.
You cannot:
Wear clothing
Hide items (you have no clothes, pockets, and your clothes are either holograms or actually attached to your skin)
Use items. (Assume you don't have the fine dexterity to fire a gun, use a screwdriver unless it is already installed in your body, or any of those things; your hands are effectively claws)
You will always have 3 to 4 "laws" (objectives)
1. Protect Pubbie McPubbie
2. Ensure all Botanists leave the station
3. Terminate the HoP.
4. Destroy all plants.
You will generally want to avoid being hacked, modded, or partly disassembled and forced to become an "obedient" cyborg.
The secondary idea is to grant upgraded or modded versions of normal bots, requiring articles of clothing from an associated job to alter them into such.
The Captain (Guardbuddy)
"You are doing a great job!"
Does nothing except giving morale-boosting, encouraging comments while roaming the station. If emagged, knocks people down and then screams abuse at them.
The HoS (Securitron)
"HAVE A SAFE DAY, CITIZEN."
Has a funny hat and can see through walls.
The RD (Medibot)
"Of course this will work!"
Will always auto-inject the chemicals specifically required to heal things instead of just tricord. Does not do diseases (for reasons). When emagged, begins injecting people with thermite/acid/napalm/neurotoxin/lsd at random.
The Clown (Floorbot)
"Honk!"
Spends 95% of the time telling jokes and wandering around, 5% of the time spawning banana peels. When emagged, spends 95% of the time throwing pies and banana peels around and 5% of the time telling decidedly not-funny jokes.
This is all an attempt to give the various roles more free time, and give them their own little helper!
And replace them with cheaper, robotic version who work for nothing.
As a special humanoid robot wearing a synthskin, you have:
All the required tools for your particular job pre-installed.
The ability to pick up/grab/drag
The ability to change costumes if necessary (for example, a Miner robot duplicate can turn his mining suit on and off)
Normal cyborg abilities.
You cannot:
Wear clothing
Hide items (you have no clothes, pockets, and your clothes are either holograms or actually attached to your skin)
Use items. (Assume you don't have the fine dexterity to fire a gun, use a screwdriver unless it is already installed in your body, or any of those things; your hands are effectively claws)
You will always have 3 to 4 "laws" (objectives)
1. Protect Pubbie McPubbie
2. Ensure all Botanists leave the station
3. Terminate the HoP.
4. Destroy all plants.
You will generally want to avoid being hacked, modded, or partly disassembled and forced to become an "obedient" cyborg.
The secondary idea is to grant upgraded or modded versions of normal bots, requiring articles of clothing from an associated job to alter them into such.
The Captain (Guardbuddy)
"You are doing a great job!"
Does nothing except giving morale-boosting, encouraging comments while roaming the station. If emagged, knocks people down and then screams abuse at them.
The HoS (Securitron)
"HAVE A SAFE DAY, CITIZEN."
Has a funny hat and can see through walls.
The RD (Medibot)
"Of course this will work!"
Will always auto-inject the chemicals specifically required to heal things instead of just tricord. Does not do diseases (for reasons). When emagged, begins injecting people with thermite/acid/napalm/neurotoxin/lsd at random.
The Clown (Floorbot)
"Honk!"
Spends 95% of the time telling jokes and wandering around, 5% of the time spawning banana peels. When emagged, spends 95% of the time throwing pies and banana peels around and 5% of the time telling decidedly not-funny jokes.
This is all an attempt to give the various roles more free time, and give them their own little helper!
And replace them with cheaper, robotic version who work for nothing.