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Best moments ever thread 2.0
Pre-round OOC
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Bailey mentions that he will be recording the round for youtube. Everyone begins saying how they will mess it up. I say I hope I get antag so I can ruin it.
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Round-Start
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I get to be a traitor botanist. My objectives are to- Fuck them they are shit.
I spawn two pipe bombs and microbomb myself. I rush to Bailey's office (The detective's office) where Sham Poo and Conor McNice are standing. They engage in playful banter. I decide to bomb them just to ruin their fun.

Conor McNice points to Smokey Dogg
Conor McNice says, "This jerk"
Smokey Dogg [145.9] exclaims, "Fuck the police!"
Smokey Dogg exclaims, "Fuck the police!"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Sham Poo says, "I HAVE SEEN THIS MAN HAVING FUN"
Smokey Dogg throws the pipe bomb.
Sham Poo has been hit by the pipe bomb.
the pipe bomb explodes!

Sham explodes instantly into chunks of meat. Conor is turned into swiss cheese thanks to shrapnel. I get knocked down, I yell out that Sham done it and people believe me, a few crewmembers rush over to help, I get helped up and injected with tricord. I then rush over to Conor, who is a mangled, dying and messed up person at this point, about 5 people were around him giving him CPR, so I activated the other bomb and yelled fuck the police again because I couldn't think of anything original at this point. I blew them up, one guy got gibbed due to my microbomb going off. The others died.
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