Best moments ever thread 2.0

[BillyMays]

Not to long into a round as an assistant, I stole somebodies shoes and held them hostage, demanding a ransom of 10 bananas. The crew mostly ignored me, except some people were gathering outside of my little bunker and demanding that I come out. Eventually, a borg tore down the door and not too long after that, people kept poring in. I hid in the market stall while everyone outside was repeatedly catching on fire (me included) from Chef Buttes. Eventually broke in and I was stripped and was lit on fire again. They stole my one true friend from me, the king in yellow. After that, I tracked Chef Buttes down repeatedly for the King In Yellow but had no success. I eventually killed myself out of shame. rip