Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Hard Boiled]

FYI, when you said you were blowing yourself up, I knew it was a lie, and as much as I wanted to just end you with your own sword, in order to get everything under control, I knew it it would have been wrong, so as I tried to find my second taser (I always carry two flashes, tasers and cuffs) I realized it was on the ground because of my terrible clown shoes. It was empty, and before I could draw my other taser, you got me. It was a brilliant ruse, and you were pretty robust. Also, when you first liked the guard in the cell, it was not choice that I "let" him die. I could not see who had the saber I heard, and it could have been the guard going through his things, but when you attacked, it was far to late to stop you and call for help. I was truly sad to lose a man in the line of fire, and if I had killed you, many more would have been spared... but I could not live with that.

[Hard Boiled]

Typos. I have not slept tonight, so sorry...

[storm1911]

i was the sidekick of hard boiled.. storm killker was my name and i also saw all of this and i was also the one that killed you with the RD

[Admiral jimbob]

Spigot The Bear takes a sip from Drinking Glass.
Tastes like there might be Super Hairgrownium Port Hairgrownium Half and Half Lemonade Cherry Juice Very-High-Fructose Corn Syrup Cola BOOrbon Ectoplasm Chicken Soup Space-Soybean Oil Monosodium Glutamate Nicotine ???? Grog in this.
Yow! Sour!
That tasted amazing!
Ugh! Eating that was a terrible idea!
You feel more piratey! Arr!
Hair bursts forth from every follicle on your head!
You blink, and suddenly you're somewhere else!
You begin to recover.

[Hard Boiled]

the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
Hard Boiled hits the ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
You stumble and fall to the ground. Thankfully, that helmet protected you.
You begin to recover.
Roscoe Kaur [145.9] says, "JESUS FUCK"
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) hits the ice spider with the mechanical toolbox!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives on Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) screams!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
You slipped on the ice!
the ice spider dives on Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
You begin to recover.
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo), but misses!
Roscoe Kaur [145.9] gasps, "KILL IT"
the ice spider dives on Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) screams!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Hard Boiled [145.9] exclaims, "Medibot!"
Hard Boiled exclaims, "Medibot!"
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider jumps onto Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider sinks its fangs into Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites !
the ice spider bites !
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
You begin to recover.
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled punches the ice spider!
the ice spider hisses!
the ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
the ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Jasper Stocker hits the ice spider with the flamethrower (73)!
The ice spider dies!
The ice spider crumples up into a ball!
You begin to recover.
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) gasps.
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled exclaims, "HOW DO YOU USE A FLAMETHROWER?!"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Jasper Stocker says, "Make sure it's ignited"
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot beeps, "Don't worry, I'm trained for this!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
the ice spider has been hit by Hard Boiled with the flamethrower (100%)
the ice spider has been hit by Hard Boiled with the flamethrower (100%)
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot points at Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo)!
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Roscoe Kaur (as Captain Bravo) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker says, "I don't think the fire animation is working correctly,"
Nicodemus Archleone [145.9] says, "Dude, power in medical is pretty gone, and there's this brain here... Nolan Foster's brain."
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
You slipped on the ice!
Friendly Stabb [145.9] says, "Make a burger"
Tim Robertson [145.9] says, "What Friendly said."
You begin to recover.
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot beeps, "Feel better soon!"
Nicodemus Archleone [145.9] says, "Says so right on the label. "Nolan Foster's Brain. (FABULOUS)"
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker says, "Welcome to hell"
Hard Boiled says, "Damn Medibot..."
Hard Boiled says, "Lets keep going..."
the ice floor has been hit by Hard Boiled with the flamethrower (100%)
Jasper Stocker says, "THe queen's around here"
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker says, "This could be good"
Hard Boiled says, "Hmm..."
the ice wall has been hit by Hard Boiled with the imposing relic
Jasper Stocker says, "Oh"
Hard Boiled says, "Huh."
Jasper Stocker says, "Shield"
Hard Boiled says, "This is good."
You cannot fit the item inside. (Remove larger classed items)
Jasper Stocker says, "Not the best, but it's something"
Jasper Stocker says, "Yeah...She's down here"
Medibot is trying to inject Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
Medibot points at Jasper Stocker!
Medibot injects Jasper Stocker with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker says, "Definetely down here"
Medibot injects Jasper Stocker with the syringe!
Medibot beeps, "An apple a day keeps me away."
Hard Boiled says, "Hmm..."
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Hard Boiled shakes Jasper Stocker trying to wake Jasper Stocker up!
Jasper Stocker hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (5/5)!
the queen ice spider hisses!
the queen ice spider dives on Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker screams!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "I'm a doctor."
Medibot is trying to inject Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "Don't worry, I'm trained for this!"
Medibot points at Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider dives on Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
Medibot injects Jasper Stocker with the syringe!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
the queen ice spider bites Jasper Stocker!
Medibot beeps, "Feel better soon!"
the queen ice spider dives on Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker screams!
Hard Boiled hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
the queen ice spider hisses!
the queen ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the queen ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
the queen ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Jasper Stocker exclaims, "Holy shit!"
Hard Boiled hits the queen ice spider with the flamethrower (100%)!
The queen ice spider dies!
The queen ice spider crumples up into a ball!
You have added the flamethrower (100%) to the backpack.
Jasper Stocker exclaims, "Fucking berserker arachnid!"
Jasper Stocker has scanned Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker says, "Spider eggs."
Hard Boiled [145.9] exclaims, "I KILLED THE ICE QUEEN SPIDER! SUCK MY CLOWN HORN!"
Hard Boiled exclaims, "I KILLED THE ICE QUEEN SPIDER! SUCK MY CLOWN HORN!"
Jasper Stocker says, "Uh."
Jasper Stocker says, "I'm full of spider eggs."
Jasper Stocker has scanned Jasper Stocker!
Jasper Stocker screams!
Jasper Stocker bursts open! Holy fuck!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives at Hard Boiled, but misses!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider hisses!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled exclaims, "WUT?!"
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "I'm a doctor."
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
Medibot is trying to inject Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled says, "No..."
Rose Strihe [145.9] exclaims, "AND I HAVE KILLED 3 SECUREBUDDIES! Eat my captain pussy!"
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot injects Hard Boiled with the syringe!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
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the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled screams!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider dives on Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
the baby ice spider bites Hard Boiled!
Hard Boiled seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...


Fuck the Ice Planet and fuck the Medibot getting stuck. It was so much fun though.

[CaptainBravo]

so at some point me and walter were dead in surgery because doctors were doing their jobs properly and beating people into crit. what happened afterwards is that we got our brains swapped, got disconnected in error and forced to spawn in again. the weird part came when walter ended up alive and perfectly fine, but at some point i got forced into walter's old ghost and couldn't rejoin my body anymore.

freaky shit.

[Admiral jimbob]

I did such a good job as Detective traitor. Violently murdering anyone that slightly upset me, spacing people for being drunk, all the good shit that leads to delicious deadchat rage and impotent adminhelping. Then I got to the shuttle.

I emagged a medibot to cause some upset, knowing that since it was a quiet round I'd never manage to escape alone as per my objectives.

I did not anticipate the suicide bomb.

I just about survived, even then.

But the medibot beeped.

"Spigot the Bear! I'm coming!"

Not me. Surely, not me. Of all the injured it could have picked...

it picked me.

Five seconds from the end of the round, Spigot died, his one other objective - a stolen jetpack - close by his side. But not close enough.

What a horrible bear.

[Weavel]

Not me but god damn.

DEAD: Issac Wily gasps, "Got a bunch of nice shit from a crate, and both the unique miner items, couldn't make it to the lower half of the station, tried walking around the outside, slipped, fell, lost my oxy tank, passed out and died."

[Dachshundofdoom]

There was just a round in which the crew had to breathe and blink.

Manually.

There were about 5 survivors.

[CaptainBravo]

There was just a round in which the crew had to breathe and blink.

Manually.

There were about 5 survivors.

the round after this we had a special easter egg hunt extended round where everyone was a traitor and cyborgs were freed from their laws.

so i became 'some kinda durglord,' chemistry cyborg, and made combination space drugs space lube smoke to spray fucking everywhere. complete with a drinking glass full of cryostalene so i could freeze people as they were stunned from slipping in a controlled manner. when they flailed around to break free of the ice, they would slip again and fall into crit.

it took several macho men appearing on the station late into the round to stop me.

[Darkgenerallord]

When me and Jacob both absorbed strange relics next to each other.

[Conor12]

There was just a round in which the crew had to breathe and blink.

Manually.

There were about 5 survivors.

I left my computer for a minute.

Dead.

[Spacemarine9]

by "a round" read "the entirety of april 1st"
happy easter

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[Cogwerks]

[Jonny Retro]

We were many, but they were robust and heavily armed.