Ass Possession

[A4Brogan]

(Starter's Note: this one was one of those deadchat ideas that was a joke, but was given the greenlight from the peers to post it here. It's mostly a joke, but we found it funny enough.)

Tired of sitting around on your ass because you were stupid enough to pick up funny-looking gun?

Tired of sitting around on your ass in the chapel because you rolled chaplain? 

Let's kill two spores with one stone and allow the chaplain to call departed crewmembers to reside in their severed asses. If the rear in question is a buttbot, then that lucky space hobo gets to run around farting AND carry around an item, being put to use as a simple, smelly item courier!

[Totheark]

I was one of those peers. Chaplain doesn't do much anyways, I thought it would be hilarious.

[babayetu83]

i'd really like playable buttbots

[medsal15]

"I blass you"

[Boon Yoon]

I think some deep ritual for the chaplain that causes butt possession would be great. It would offer the chaplain something to do other than immolating the faithful or attacking me ruthlessly with the Good Book.

[Frank_Stein]

Ass seance

[VictorMAngoStein]

Arrest assistant
Remove butt
Insert ghost into butt
reattach butt after assistant is released from brig
ghost controls farts
assistant walks over bible
ghost farts on bible
A mysterious force smites assistant!