Wish You Were Here - Pictures from the station

[Camnui]

https://gyazo.com/a2bd93352b4881ade9cda136c99ccd5d

Welcome to Centcomms FANCY shuttle, featuring a HIGHLY FUCKING ILLEGAL dog.

[Vitatroll]

Yes. A good bad dog.

[Haine]

Klaus appears to be having a rad day!

[locusts]

[Mageziya]

Messing around on the lag-free test server.

Lag is dead server-side, but not necessarily dead client side.

So, a million bees won't kill the server, but they'll metaphorically kill you if they're all on your screen at once.... and literally if you punch one.

[Camnui]

Messing around on the lag-free test server.

Lag is dead server-side, but not necessarily dead client side.

So, a million bees won't kill the server, but they'll metaphorically kill you if they're all on your screen at once.... and literally if you punch one.

This is wonderful. But it only freezes your client for a few seconds compared to a minute or two.

[Grek]

Lag free test server? How does that exist?

[69andahalf]

Lag free test server? How does that exist?

When a coder was testing the 510 update they set up a test server to see how it would run. A lot of stress testing was done there, which sometimes involved mobs. It was hosted off their own machine I believe, so it wasn't like like there's a top secret admin-only test server.

[Mageziya]

It was posted in the SA thread. I don't have an account, but it's still fairly easy to view. There's a link on goonhub for it. (The thread, not the server.)

[Azungar]

Security officer Judge Ledger was hard in pursuit of Nadia Ridley who had break into the teleporter room. The plot thickened as all of the doors leading to toxin lab had been bolted shut, but after some handywork he soon confronted Nadia. "FREEZE!" was heard and as the scumbag criminal ran, Judge fired three tazer shots into her back, knocking her out cold. He cuffs her and drags to cargo, which is the nearest safezone. As Nadia speaks in a soft and yet recognizable voice, a flashback goes through Judge Ledger's eyes. Him beating the everliving shit out of Tess Dantooine with a crowbar. Her claiming that she didn't snitch on him. Her escaping to space on a pod never to be seen again. Her joining the syndicates. And then everything spins into motion, Nadia manages to blush once and the cuffs fall off her hands as if they were cut in half. "What the fuc..-" escapes from Judge's lips, but it's too late. She already has a cyalyme saber at his face. This is the end. 

Ledger wanders around as a ghost, until he communes with the chaplain. Screaming through the ouji board "CARGO MURDER CARGO HELP MEDIC" and amazingly enough, soon he is cloned thanks to Alice Devereux. While sitting in that cozy womb-like cloning pod, a though goes through his mind. "Hmm.. I should get a straightjacket, then she can't escape it." After hearing that Roman Lawhon is stranded on the Diner, Ledger goes to mining outpost to yet again confront Nadia. Succesfully knocking her out, he does a fatal mistake of not using the straightjacket. Him taking her saber perhaps lured him into sense of false security. But double point-blank derringer to the face is very quick to take that away from him. After a dramatic speech, his body finds himself between two bombs.

This and much more on LLJK #1, tune in for your next episode of space drama.

[Mageziya]

Happy Easter Everyone!

[Camnui]

Can we post things from the minecraft server here?

[Weavel]

I don't see why it'd need a different thread, go for it

[Camnui]

I don't see why it'd need a different thread, go for it

Sweet, so basically I was going through a stronghold, and found a shiny sapling in a chest. I obviously wanted to plant it, So I did the natural thing, brought it out to a field, planted it, and used bonemeal to make it grow. I proceeded to suffocate in it, and terrify people as it blotted out the sun. https://gyazo.com/3ab194ae28bedbf8de92675f4b62b537

[Ed Venture]

DEATH MUSTARD