babayetu83 Wrote:i think my 4min syndicate round was good
Yeah the rest of us Syndies still on the shuttle putting our gear on really appreciated you doing your fucking "speedrun".
We don't have an edit button but as an addendum to the Honk laws
Only William Pycroft is human. Uploaded by William Pycroft (Captain)
Everyone is William Pycroft Uploaded by Honkatrix (Clown)
Only people NOT named William Pycroft are William Pycroft Uploaded by Honkatrix (Clown)
I opened a christmas present and got a piece of paper with Woody's got Wood written on it. In 2014.. On goonstation.
Ok, here's a better story. Yesterday the station was visited by the annoying shit. What is an annoying shit? Well apparently it's a chicken that stunlocks people by throwing snowballs everywhere. Must be a zelda reference. Anyway, there were 2 of these chickens in high traffic hallways, throwing snowballs in every direction and causing the syndicate op to grind to a halt (Along with sec's attempts to arrest the ops.) Naturally, found the chickens inspiring. The following round I changed my character's name to "the annoying shit" and spent the round living up to my name (If there's any way t get a chicken suit on goons please let me know.) I flashed people, stripped the detective, stole shoes, followed people around with a vuvuzela, all the unimaginative obnoxious shit I could think of, until finally the extremely pissed off HOS arrested me for the third time.
The annoying shit: "You're not allowed to take my headset!"
Dr. Kay (The HOS) "Want to see what else I'm not allowed to do?"
And then he dragged me to the armory sans headset and lasered me to death.
Ok, maybe the gimmick fell flat without a chicken suit.
Yesterday I spawned as inspector.
Proceeded to run around telling people not to do things and blowing my whistle.
I do this for a while, the Syndicate Agents appear. I proceed to yell at them to stop while blowing my whistle, telling them they have to report for inspection or they will get a scathing report. I am promptly exploded by an RPG.
I won the lottery as a innocent Swedish man. My only dream was to go to Disney land. I was then told by a voice that I could go to Disney Land by entering a sketchy and dirty diner bathroom and dropping my money on the floor. My wish came through and I came back to the station with newly found B-balling skills and got to slam dunk it around the escape shuttle
I was playing hos and franklin briner was captain. It was a nuke round and despite all of us taking a battering, we still managed to keep hold of the disk.
The syndicates had about 2 left when franklin brought one to an electric chair.
Him going off like a human firework was probably the funniest things I've seen in-game in a while. The fact that the room was dark, and there was like a dim light from the electric shock and then a massive blinding explosion from it, it was rather spectacular.
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