Remove someone's limbs and deliver them by mail chute

[oblong]

to the chef.

[BaneOfGiygas]

Preeeetty sure you can already do this?

[oblong]

Just tried, no dice.

[BaneOfGiygas]

It might be because the cafeteria doesn't have a mail chute. Or maybe the pipes were broken. Or maybe limbs don't fit. I dunno, I generally stay out of the kitchen as a rule.

[oblong]

Oh right, I wasn't very clear - I'm talking about mailing screaming limbless torsos around the station, not limbs.

[Frank_Stein]

Your name makes this hilarious

[DyssalC]

It would be kind of neat if missing two limbs allowed you to travel through the mail chute.

[babayetu83]

this reminds me

cyborgs are too big to fit inside of VR pods but are able to fit inside mailchutes