Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Crumplehat]

A traitor clown that doesn't run the risk of tripping on his shoes is not worthy of being a clown.

[DyssalC]

Stupid idea?

What if we made a surplus crate item that gave you Cluwne Serum? Cluwne serum would slowly cluwne your victim starting with their voice and then progressively start adding the infamous cluwne items to the victim. Have it show some text warning your victim so that maybe they could reverse it with anti toxin

Everything thing is suddenly hilarious

You feel reeeeeal funny

There already is a cluwning reagnet (painbow fluid) but it should be avalable to traitor clowns (along with traitor clown shoes that don't trip you and allow you to use weapons without hurting yourself.)

Yes, make painbow fluid available to traitor clowns. No, the tripping shoes are sacred.

Clown traitoring is less about rampaging on the whole crew and more about annoying the hell out of everyone to the point that security beats you to death even after they cuff you and take your stuff.

[Roomba]

Traitor cap idea: amplified megaphone

3 crystals, behaves like an amplified vuvuzela, but you can set it to play a phrase whenever you fire it. Run around knocking crewmembers over by bellowing 'RESPECT MY AUTHORITY' at them.

[RAWK_LAWBSTAR]

The traitor clowns shoes should be filled with painbow fluid so they can kick people with them once they trip on them.

[shadowdimentio]

If/when Pathology gets it's own job, they should be able to purchase a vial of superdeath pathogens, or perhaps the code for one for, say, 5 crystals.

[VictorMAngoStein]

Stupid idea?

What if we made a surplus crate item that gave you Cluwne Serum? Cluwne serum would slowly cluwne your victim starting with their voice and then progressively start adding the infamous cluwne items to the victim. Have it show some text warning your victim so that maybe they could reverse it with anti toxin

Everything thing is suddenly hilarious

You feel reeeeeal funny

There already is a cluwning reagnet (painbow fluid) but it should be avalable to traitor clowns (along with traitor clown shoes that don't trip you and allow you to use weapons without hurting yourself.)

Yes, make painbow fluid available to traitor clowns. No, the tripping shoes are sacred.

Clown traitoring is less about rampaging on the whole crew and more about annoying the hell out of everyone to the point that security beats you to death even after they cuff you and take your stuff.

That's nonsense, I can annoy the crew just fine without being a traitor and clowns don't get chem access.

[DyssalC]

That's nonsense, I can annoy the crew just fine without being a traitor and clowns don't get chem access.

Why be a clown traitor if you're just gonna c-saber or spacker everyone to death? Defeats the purpose a bit, especially when you can do the same thing as any other job and just go grab the clown suit from maint. If tripping is such a problem then just don't wear the shoes.

Painbow fluid would be a great 1-2 TC item to make the clown traitor ever more of a nuisance.

[UrsulaMejor]

Port-a-Funeral, 5 telecrystals

It's a crematorium you can teleport to you with a remote and push around. Passive grab to put people into it and click on it to turn it on. Instant ash.

[Frank_Stein]

Port-a-Funeral, 5 telecrystals

It's a crematorium you can teleport to you with a remote and push around. Passive grab to put people into it and click on it to turn it on. Instant ash.

Make it look like a regular coffin and hells yeah. Combine with a wrestling belt and become the Undertaker

[UrsulaMejor]

Tourist Traitor Item Suggestions:

[18:38:04] <UrsulaMajor> a hawaiian shirt that makes people literally vomit and fall over when they see you, + sets beepsky to arrest you under a FASHION DISASTER ALERT

[18:36:27] <Haine> a camera that steals your SOUL

I dunno maybe more will come later

[Isaacs Alter Ego]

Tourist Traitor Item Suggestions:

[18:38:04] <UrsulaMajor> a hawaiian shirt that makes people literally vomit and fall over when they see you, + sets beepsky to arrest you under a FASHION DISASTER ALERT

[18:36:27] <Haine> a camera that steals your SOUL

I dunno maybe more will come later

The best tourist item would be a Space Station 13 Platinum Express Card

Opens any door on the station, like a cheaper e-mag.

[atomic1fire]

Syndicate Bolas

4 telecrystals (somewhat not harmful unless you are sneaky and can drag your victim off to choke them out.)

Works pretty much like a dodge-able pair of handcuffs you throw at someone.

Only one pair, so if you're gonna kill more then one person do it quick.

It's a rope with two balls on the end.

Someone could eventually remove the bola from around them, or just dodge it when you throw it at them and throw it back at you, so it's kinda a surprise weapon like the butcher knife but no where near as deadly.

Also good for pretending to be batman.

[sartorius]

A gun powered by butts for the traitor roboticist. The gun uses butts as ammo and fires shots that explode into clouds of jenkem and cause the affected's speech to come out sprinkled with the word "butt."

[icarus]

Tourist item: the Disrespecting Culture Set, gets a random weapon based on different countries, including a bladed boomerang, an incredibly loud bongo, other stuff that's obnoxious/based off of white tourists

A gun powered by butts

can this be the new banner

[Natsumehack]

Tourist Traitor Item Suggestions:

[18:38:04] <UrsulaMajor> a hawaiian shirt that makes people literally vomit and fall over when they see you, + sets beepsky to arrest you under a FASHION DISASTER ALERT

[18:36:27] <Haine> a camera that steals your SOUL

I dunno maybe more will come later

The best tourist item would be a Space Station 13 Platinum Express Card

Opens any door on the station, like a cheaper e-mag.

It should also be officially issued by NT