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Klayboxx Wrote:Spawned as a barman traitor and got weighted gloves out of the stocking, so I dressed as Santa and went on a rampage throughout the station. I did really well because cogwerks was playing spacemas music which fueled my hunger to create more presents for everyone (dead people). So, I mind-slaved Dr. Swed and he became my elf and together we created more presents for the good little boys and girls. Then him and I got on my glorious sleigh and gathered up all of our gifts (Some could even speak!) and brought them to the centcom head quarters where we harvested their organs and gave them to needy children!
Isn't space Santa great?
I feel bad because i don't remember this at all  Any timeframe this happened? i'm even wondering if this was a UI clone of me or something, though i do remember yesterday trying to be an elf under santa ( who happened to be you) and i grew some crops, but then santa turned evil and almost murdered me, not sure if i was supposed to be mindslaved?
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Shoddy Wrote:Klayboxx Wrote:Spawned as a barman traitor and got weighted gloves out of the stocking, so I dressed as Santa and went on a rampage throughout the station. I did really well because cogwerks was playing spacemas music which fueled my hunger to create more presents for everyone (dead people). So, I mind-slaved Dr. Swed and he became my elf and together we created more presents for the good little boys and girls. Then him and I got on my glorious sleigh and gathered up all of our gifts (Some could even speak!) and brought them to the centcom head quarters where we harvested their organs and gave them to needy children!
Isn't space Santa great?
I feel bad because i don't remember this at all Any timeframe this happened? i'm even wondering if this was a UI clone of me or something, though i do remember yesterday trying to be an elf under santa ( who happened to be you) and i grew some crops, but then santa turned evil and almost murdered me, not sure if i was supposed to be mindslaved?
It was on the 20th. I mindslaved someone. Thought it was Swed. But yeah whoever became my elf and got elf-sized and everything. OH it might have been Pritchard or something.
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I had the honor to watch one of Centcom's finest Security Officers try and shoot Granny Smith with a russian revolver. He ended up naked in a hallway with his small brain spilling out of his skull while people never helped him after hearing why he was in that state.
Centcom's finest.
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Klayboxx Wrote:Shoddy Wrote:Klayboxx Wrote:Spawned as a barman traitor and got weighted gloves out of the stocking, so I dressed as Santa and went on a rampage throughout the station. I did really well because cogwerks was playing spacemas music which fueled my hunger to create more presents for everyone (dead people). So, I mind-slaved Dr. Swed and he became my elf and together we created more presents for the good little boys and girls. Then him and I got on my glorious sleigh and gathered up all of our gifts (Some could even speak!) and brought them to the centcom head quarters where we harvested their organs and gave them to needy children!
Isn't space Santa great?
I feel bad because i don't remember this at all Any timeframe this happened? i'm even wondering if this was a UI clone of me or something, though i do remember yesterday trying to be an elf under santa ( who happened to be you) and i grew some crops, but then santa turned evil and almost murdered me, not sure if i was supposed to be mindslaved?
It was on the 20th. I mindslaved someone. Thought it was Swed. But yeah whoever became my elf and got elf-sized and everything. OH it might have been Pritchard or something.
That was Dr. Pritchard, I'd dwarf-moded him and gave him a green suit and the name Dr. Elfard.
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was trying to make a daiquiri in the bar(which apparently does not work and just gives you rumlemonsugar)
and then this happened
Quote:Unknown fires the revolver at the false wall!
Vaughn Moon has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Unknown!
Unknown fires the revolver at Vaughn Moon!
You are hit by the projectile!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You start bleeding!
Unknown fires the revolver at the floor!
Skullfuck Steelshit has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Unknown!
Unknown fires the revolver at Skullfuck Steelshit!
Skullfuck Steelshit is hit by the projectile!
Skullfuck Steelshit has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Unknown!
Unknown fires the revolver at Skullfuck Steelshit!
Skullfuck Steelshit is hit by the projectile!
Unknown tries to fire the revolver at Vaughn Moon pointblank, but it was empty!
Skullfuck Steelshit seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Clandestine HiveX Operative #1 [148.9] says, "Holy shit, I'll be there in a moment."
Vaughn Moon punches Unknown!
Vaughn Moon knocks out Unknown!
Clandestine HiveX Operative #2 (as Unknown) says, "AHAHA"
Clandestine HiveX Operative #2 (as Unknown) says, "nice punch"
Unknown has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by Vaughn Moon!
Unknown is hit by the energy bolt!
You have added the energy gun to the backpack.
Vaughn Moon salutes.
Unknown salutes.
cue flash strip and a lost round because the captain just left the disk lying around
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CaptainBravo Wrote:was trying to make a daiquiri in the bar(which apparently does not work and just gives you rumlemonsugar)
and then this happened
Quote:Unknown fires the revolver at the false wall!
Vaughn Moon has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Unknown!
Unknown fires the revolver at Vaughn Moon!
You are hit by the projectile!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You start bleeding!
Unknown fires the revolver at the floor!
Skullfuck Steelshit has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Unknown!
Unknown fires the revolver at Skullfuck Steelshit!
Skullfuck Steelshit is hit by the projectile!
Skullfuck Steelshit has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Unknown!
Unknown fires the revolver at Skullfuck Steelshit!
Skullfuck Steelshit is hit by the projectile!
Unknown tries to fire the revolver at Vaughn Moon pointblank, but it was empty!
Skullfuck Steelshit seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Clandestine HiveX Operative #1 [148.9] says, "Holy shit, I'll be there in a moment."
Vaughn Moon punches Unknown!
Vaughn Moon knocks out Unknown!
Clandestine HiveX Operative #2 (as Unknown) says, "AHAHA"
Clandestine HiveX Operative #2 (as Unknown) says, "nice punch"
Unknown has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by Vaughn Moon!
Unknown is hit by the energy bolt!
You have added the energy gun to the backpack.
Vaughn Moon salutes.
Unknown salutes.
cue flash strip and a lost round because the captain just left the disk lying around
It was actually on the clown, surprisingly. A Sec Clown. Spaced. They even said something to the line of, "Damn, really? It's on the clown?"
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(Cue another fifteen minutes of one guy trying to teleport the nuke through the Syndicate teleporter. Another guy had to come back in order to secure the damn thing. His cries of "how do i nuke the station" while the disk in hand was heeded. It happened, but it took some time.)
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I love the new artifact update. Admin spawned 24 bomb artifacts and we set them off accidentally in a chain.
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for spacemas i beat up the roboticist and stole his butt. then i suicided in the bar so the chef would gib his ass that was on my head
Quote:Vaughn Moon screams!
Vaughn Moon waves.
Erik Owens says, "I NEED YOUR ASS."
Vaughn Moon nods.
Erik Owens says, "GIVE ME YOUR FRESH, ASSISTANT ASS."
Erik Owens smiles.
Erik Owens blinds Vaughn Moon with the flash!
Erik Owens blinds Vaughn Moon with the flash!
Vaughn Moon punches Erik Owens!
Vaughn Moon punches Erik Owens!
Vaughn Moon knocks out Erik Owens!
Vaughn Moon has grabbed Erik Owens passively!
Erik Owens says, "OH GOD"
Erik Owens has been laid on the operating table by Vaughn Moon.
Erik Owens says, "MY ASS"
Erik Owens says, "HE'S STEALING MY ASS"
You cut Erik Owens's butt open with the scalpel!
You saw Erik Owens's butt open with the circular saw!
You cut Erik Owens's butt open with the scalpel!
Erik Owens says, "Bastard."
You sever Erik Owens's butt's connection to the stomach with the circular saw!
he wasn't very robust because he was in the exact same situation with Reginald P. Farthing a few minutes later. just without an ass left to steal.
no vengeance for you, Erik Owens
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CaptainBravo Wrote:for spacemas i beat up the roboticist and stole his butt. then i suicided in the bar so the chef would gib his ass that was on my head
Quote:Vaughn Moon screams!
Vaughn Moon waves.
Erik Owens says, "I NEED YOUR ASS."
Vaughn Moon nods.
Erik Owens says, "GIVE ME YOUR FRESH, ASSISTANT ASS."
Erik Owens smiles.
Erik Owens blinds Vaughn Moon with the flash!
Erik Owens blinds Vaughn Moon with the flash!
Vaughn Moon punches Erik Owens!
Vaughn Moon punches Erik Owens!
Vaughn Moon knocks out Erik Owens!
Vaughn Moon has grabbed Erik Owens passively!
Erik Owens says, "OH GOD"
Erik Owens has been laid on the operating table by Vaughn Moon.
Erik Owens says, "MY ASS"
Erik Owens says, "HE'S STEALING MY ASS"
You cut Erik Owens's butt open with the scalpel!
You saw Erik Owens's butt open with the circular saw!
You cut Erik Owens's butt open with the scalpel!
Erik Owens says, "Bastard."
You sever Erik Owens's butt's connection to the stomach with the circular saw!
he wasn't very robust because he was in the exact same situation with Reginald P. Farthing a few minutes later. just without an ass left to steal.
no vengeance for you, Erik Owens
On a station of 40, I once managed to steal nearly 25 butts in this manner. Butt-napping is more than enough to get the entire crew craving your blood.
Selling those butts back to them in the market is guaranteed to have some sort of CentCom approval.
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The round during spacemas where security chased after a wizard, and a demon vampire plagued me and a clown while we were rendered deaf by security's constant flash bangs.
It all started with the clown (I think it was billy mays, but I'm not sure right now) who wanted to liberate the donuts from security.
After some broken windows, an angry detective, and some other security officer (I think) who was actually traitor, the station was ripped into shreds with a singularity and a demon vampire attacked security officers and planned on killing me and the clown until some guy hit it a lot and I harm batonned it, then it exploded into gibs.
Wizard (dotty spud I think) offered people magic lessons but I don't recall if they even got to train people to be wizards in training.
That was one strange round.
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I spawned as a vampire and ran a hair-cutting/dyeing business, in which I drank the blood of half the security team and a bunch of crew, when I got them to take off their headsets for the dyeing. It was funny.
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Shit that didn't size very well, just right click and view.
MENTOOOR HEEELP
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I'm not on for three days and all of this happens and now I fell like i'm out of the loop. 
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