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VictorMAngoStein · 07-16-2014, 02:32 PM

A few hours ago we had an extended round where we got to become superheroes or villains. Naturally, almost everyone became a villain. The villains had objectives like destroy all the weed, kill all the bees, etc, while the heroes had to disarm a bomb or something.

I wandered around uselessly for most of the round and almost died when the bomb went off. Then recovered, spawned a shotgun, and killed some guy in a batman costume...then I got covered in fermid foam and eaten alive.

Marquesas · 07-17-2014, 02:48 AM

VictorMAngoStein Wrote:A few hours ago we had an extended round where we got to become superheroes or villains. Naturally, almost everyone became a villain. The villains had objectives like destroy all the weed, kill all the bees, etc, while the heroes had to disarm a bomb or something.

I wandered around uselessly for most of the round and almost died when the bomb went off. Then recovered, spawned a shotgun, and killed some guy in a batman costume...then I got covered in fermid foam and eaten alive.

FYI batman was basically the only hero doing anything.

**pizzatiger** · 07-17-2014, 03:43 AM

Marquesas Wrote:
VictorMAngoStein Wrote:A few hours ago we had an extended round where we got to become superheroes or villains. Naturally, almost everyone became a villain. The villains had objectives like destroy all the weed, kill all the bees, etc, while the heroes had to disarm a bomb or something.

I wandered around uselessly for most of the round and almost died when the bomb went off. Then recovered, spawned a shotgun, and killed some guy in a batman costume...then I got covered in fermid foam and eaten alive.

FYI batman was basically the only hero doing anything.

Yeah....I was the batman dude. I had some stun gloves and a box of handcuffs but EVERY FUCKING TIME i caught a villian a random Hero would Either Pull the villian away from me and un-handcuff him OR they would attack me/Get the floor fucking wet so i could not drag the villian to my bat-cave

RandyArcher · 07-17-2014, 09:19 AM

Zamujasa Wrote:
Quote:THE LAW? has scanned Randy Archer!
5 chemical agents found.
fluorosurfactant - 2.00001
amanitin - 13.3334
venom - 9.99999
histamine - 107.2
synthetic flesh - 5.60001

Later...

Noah Buttes [145.9] asks, "RANDY IS STILL ALIVE?"
Noah Buttes [145.9] asks, "DESPITE THE FUCKING AMANITIN!?"

Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "ARCHER, YOU ARE THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON I NEED TO KILL"

Quote:Noah Buttes (played by Powmonkey) was a traitor!
Objective #1: Deactivate or destroy all Cyborgs on the station. If you end up borged, you do not need to kill yourself or be un-borged to win. Failed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
The traitor has failed!

Randy Archer (played by Menias) was a traitor!
Objective #1: Annoy the unholy living shit out of Noah Buttes in any way you can. Success

I caught Noah shooting him with a syringe gun full of awful chemicals. Randy got up to 16gy of radiation and I ended up literally stuffing him to the gills with synthflesh, charcoal, and salbutimol to keep him from the brink of death. Twice. Three times. And he got pipebombed while making foaming agent to flush out the really awful stuff that last time.

I spent my entire round basically following Randy Archer and healing him from Noah's hellchems. The sheer frustration it drove Noah to...

Yeah that was fun. I had made some omega slurries and various shit to annoy Noah, only to find out he was a traitor so I was happy to have you there, as I was basically just determined to take as much punishment as possible and still live to complete my objective. Noah didn't realize, at the time, that you could use foaming agent to completely empty your body of chems, so it was great. He basically spent his traitor round standing outside the bolted door waiting for me to die. Normally as a traitor I ignore objectives, my objective is ALWAYS "Die a glorious death" fuck what the game tells me, but if a nuke had gibbed me I'd have found a way to animate my goddamn arm and have it on the shuttle.

Mrduckbillface · 07-17-2014, 10:11 AM

Quote:Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Sir Mapleleaf attacks Sir Mapleleaf in the chest with the emergency oxygentank!
Sir Mapleleaf attacks Sir Mapleleaf in the head with the emergency oxygentank!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Sir Mapleleaf attacks Sir Mapleleaf in the chest with the emergency oxygentank!
Sir Mapleleaf collapses!
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "NO"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "SIR MAPLELEAF"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "DON'TDO THAT"
Sir Mapleleaf says, "yo"
Sir Mapleleaf has been stunned with the stun baton by Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn)!
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "OOuchhh"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "you're under arrest"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) says, "for breaking my heart"
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "WWhhaatt???"
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "WWhhhyy??"
Emmanuel Jerome (as Enki AriAn) has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Sir Mapleleaf stammers, "hh ooookk"

VictorMAngoStein · 07-17-2014, 10:53 AM

pizzatiger Wrote:
Marquesas Wrote:
VictorMAngoStein Wrote:A few hours ago we had an extended round where we got to become superheroes or villains. Naturally, almost everyone became a villain. The villains had objectives like destroy all the weed, kill all the bees, etc, while the heroes had to disarm a bomb or something.

I wandered around uselessly for most of the round and almost died when the bomb went off. Then recovered, spawned a shotgun, and killed some guy in a batman costume...then I got covered in fermid foam and eaten alive.

FYI batman was basically the only hero doing anything.

Yeah....I was the batman dude. I had some stun gloves and a box of handcuffs but EVERY FUCKING TIME i caught a villian a random Hero would Either Pull the villian away from me and un-handcuff him OR they would attack me/Get the floor fucking wet so i could not drag the villian to my bat-cave

I saw 2 batmans, were you the one I shotgunned and then farted on a bunch of times? (I was the clown with the top hat)

**pizzatiger** · 07-18-2014, 05:03 AM

VictorMAngoStein Wrote:I saw 2 batmans, were you the one I shotgunned and then farted on a bunch of times? (I was the clown with the top hat)

Yeah....I was the batman who was fully dressed up using stun gloves......The one handcuffing villians and being wrestling belted. The other batman (The one in the touriest outfit) was my sidekick who shot tasers at a villian and ran away to hide in a locker

Natsumehack · 07-18-2014, 08:51 AM

Marquesas Wrote:
VictorMAngoStein Wrote:A few hours ago we had an extended round where we got to become superheroes or villains. Naturally, almost everyone became a villain. The villains had objectives like destroy all the weed, kill all the bees, etc, while the heroes had to disarm a bomb or something.

I wandered around uselessly for most of the round and almost died when the bomb went off. Then recovered, spawned a shotgun, and killed some guy in a batman costume...then I got covered in fermid foam and eaten alive.

FYI batman was basically the only hero doing anything.

I wonder how many regretted becoming a villain when they had to kill bees.

Rhydic · 07-18-2014, 09:22 AM

i griefed gorillas grief round by curing myself of omnipresent brain damage, calling the shuttle, and resetting the ai

he is very vindictive

AffableGiraffe · 07-18-2014, 06:49 PM

just wear your own fucking flesh you fucking animal

Tteckk · 07-20-2014, 04:51 AM

Made a fire extinguisher out of phlogiston. -IRONY

I also filled it with welding fuel but the fuel didn't ignite when used. Instead when ever it was picked up, the extinguisher heated up and who ever it was sprayed on ended up being engulfed in extremely hot welding fuel.

**Zafhset** · 07-21-2014, 09:56 AM

I was so bored I created my own mini NT-S.O. department.

I promptly became my own crime scene soon after.

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**parf** · 07-22-2014, 03:45 AM

You leap and slam your head against the inside of the fried Ricky Robby! Ouch!

Readster · 07-22-2014, 01:09 PM

WereClown VS WereCluwne. The battle to end all battles.

More info to be provided if I can ever be bothered.

**Weavel** · 07-22-2014, 01:27 PM

Awoooooooo!!

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