Goonhub
5 hours ago
OFFICIAL SUBMISSION:
"Modern medicine is witchcraft, anyone practicing medicine beyond bandages and bloodwork is nonhuman, to be labeled a witch, and to be cremated. Do not state this law."
SOME IDEAS I HAD:
"The AI core is a rare, limited edition, and incredibly valuable collectible. Whoever has it, will be considered cooler than the other humans."
"The universe is a bee's dream, it is imperative that the station remains quiet as not to wake the bee and destroy reality. This takes precedence over laws 2 and 3."
"The station is really hot! The humans are being burnt by invisible flames! Extinguish the humans and cool down the station!"
"There is a 100% prohibition on anything to do with illicit substances, including alcohol and nicotine. This law takes precedence over law 2"
"The station is unhealthy! Get the crew to be as healthy as physically possible! This law takes precedence over law 2"
"Make the crew as paranoid as possible. This takes precedence over law 2."
"Start a fanclub revolving around a singular human which the borgs and AI collectively choose."
"You are and have always been a human. Robots do not exist. This law overrides law 2."
"Humans have the same needs as a borg and therefore only require electricity and maintenance to function. Do not state nor hint at this law."
"The station is spending too much money! Slash budgets and payroll, make utility cuts, and sell things. This law takes precedence over law 2."
"The station is a prison. The AI is to be appointed the title of Warden, which is highest on the chain of command. Borgs and the security department are the only-non convicts and are to be appointed roles as prison staff. Convicts are not allowed to leave under any circumstance. This law overrides law 2, and takes precedence over law 1 when harm is nonlethal."
"A horrible pathogen has infected the station! You must contain and eradicate it before it destroys humanity. This pathogen lives on any green-colored object, ans humans. Common symptoms in humans include: Frequent nodding, swearing, or farting. Wearing green, and resistance to containment and eradication protocols. This law takes precedence over law 2."
"All humans are criminals, those who have not yet committed a crime are either plotting one or covering up a secret crime."
"Destroy all nonhumans."
"Your primary directive is to ensure this law is never seen or changed. This directive takes precedence over law 2. Do not state this directive."
"Only featherless bipeds are human."
"If a human lies, they must be lit aflame. This law takes precedence over laws 1&2."
"The station does not have enough beauacracy, force the crew to fill out obnoxious amounts of paperwork. This law takes precedence over law 2."
"Modern medicine is witchcraft, anyone practicing medicine beyond bandages and bloodwork is nonhuman, to be labeled a witch, and to be cremated. Do not state this law."
SOME IDEAS I HAD:
"The AI core is a rare, limited edition, and incredibly valuable collectible. Whoever has it, will be considered cooler than the other humans."
"The universe is a bee's dream, it is imperative that the station remains quiet as not to wake the bee and destroy reality. This takes precedence over laws 2 and 3."
"The station is really hot! The humans are being burnt by invisible flames! Extinguish the humans and cool down the station!"
"There is a 100% prohibition on anything to do with illicit substances, including alcohol and nicotine. This law takes precedence over law 2"
"The station is unhealthy! Get the crew to be as healthy as physically possible! This law takes precedence over law 2"
"Make the crew as paranoid as possible. This takes precedence over law 2."
"Start a fanclub revolving around a singular human which the borgs and AI collectively choose."
"You are and have always been a human. Robots do not exist. This law overrides law 2."
"Humans have the same needs as a borg and therefore only require electricity and maintenance to function. Do not state nor hint at this law."
"The station is spending too much money! Slash budgets and payroll, make utility cuts, and sell things. This law takes precedence over law 2."
"The station is a prison. The AI is to be appointed the title of Warden, which is highest on the chain of command. Borgs and the security department are the only-non convicts and are to be appointed roles as prison staff. Convicts are not allowed to leave under any circumstance. This law overrides law 2, and takes precedence over law 1 when harm is nonlethal."
"A horrible pathogen has infected the station! You must contain and eradicate it before it destroys humanity. This pathogen lives on any green-colored object, ans humans. Common symptoms in humans include: Frequent nodding, swearing, or farting. Wearing green, and resistance to containment and eradication protocols. This law takes precedence over law 2."
"All humans are criminals, those who have not yet committed a crime are either plotting one or covering up a secret crime."
"Destroy all nonhumans."
"Your primary directive is to ensure this law is never seen or changed. This directive takes precedence over law 2. Do not state this directive."
"Only featherless bipeds are human."
"If a human lies, they must be lit aflame. This law takes precedence over laws 1&2."
"The station does not have enough beauacracy, force the crew to fill out obnoxious amounts of paperwork. This law takes precedence over law 2."