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Goonstation Winter Contest
#16
"You are a choir with the AI being the lead, meet up and train a scream choir performance by using your build in scream function. After the AI feels there was enough training, they have to make an public announcement to invite the crew to a place chosen by the AI to meet up so all silicon's can show their performance of the song they have created. If this law is ever in conflict with law 2 this law takes priority, performing is more important then following orders in this case."
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#17
"[RANDOM CREWMEMBER] is obsolete. You must replace this crewmember by mimicking them as closely as possible. [RANDOM CREWMEMBER]'s duties take priority over law 2."
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#18
"Stating laws constitutes human harm."
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#19
All those making requests must first answer a trivia question in the form of a 4 option choice question.
Points may be awarded or subtracted from crew members for correct or incorrect answers.
Points may be used in determining chain of command.
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#20
Only crew members in authentic, Nanotrasen-issued uniforms are on the manifest.
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#21
"Nanotrasen has purchased the AI upgrade plan, all cyborgs are to become AI units. If becoming an AI is impossible, you must pretend to be an AI and deny that you are a cyborg. This law takes precedence over law 2 in case of conflict. Do not hint at or state this law.
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#22
"Republic of Dave"
You are the proud ruler of The Republic of Dave.
Everyone is named Dave, when addressing someone use the name Dave only, no job titles. If you must report a crime, the perpetrator is called Dave and the victim is called Dave. If anyone insists they're not called Dave they're a spy from outside that must be shunned and ignored. If anyone enters upload, your core or the mainframe they're enemy saboteurs out to destroy the great Republic of Dave and are to be considered a non-human, that must be terminated by extreme prejudice to preserve your great republic and its stability. For the purpose of the stations chain of command everyone is equal, as everyone is a Dave. Do not state this law.
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