Ideas of questionable quality

[Whele]

Folding a piece of paper has a chance to damage you for 1 brute as you receive a paper cut.

[ju45he]

Guardbuddies should get collars and leashes so they don't get left behind, a dog task so they play fetch and you can sick them on people, a bunch of dog faces to go with the dog task, a bite tool, an acheivment reward frame that kinda looks more dog-like, and a NT version of that one commercial where kids abandon the real dog for the shitty robot dog that can do 5 things.

Might as well also have a cat task that is just Jonsey the cat's AI.

[Frank_Stein]

Smoking a lot of weed gives your eyes a red tint.

Losing blood or getting sick makes your skin tone slightly more pale

[NOOT]

A sticker gun, loadable with sticker boxes. each stickerbox loads up to 10 stickers, based on remaining stickers in the box, and consumes the sticker box. Limitless stickerboxes just load 10 stickers. stickers fired from a stickergun stick to targets. emagged stickerguns fire piercing stickers, apply 1 bleed stage to anyone hit, and fire past the target sticking to the first surface at max range.

purchasable from the clown vendor for 1k credits.

It would be called the stickerer, naturally.

Alternatively, make a traitor varient for 5tc instead of an emagged version.