Ideas of questionable quality

[Emimiyu]

No more custom name on Agent Card. You have to pick either name available on station, random agent name, or random real name.

[Taylorstar]

Clone disk rack ideas to further fleshout the system

Disks can be locked into place with the swipe of an medical ID. You need to unlock the rack to insert or remove ID's.

Emaggng disk racks now ejects disks out like broken vending machines shooting out their goodies.

[Mikeistaken]

Captains Auth disk now acts more like an authroization device.

In example, The disk will now Authorize the use of overclocking organs, and other limited modes that the EMAG disables.

[Whele]

Make me admin supreme. I would have all the other admins speak in funny voices and have there be a wraith every round.

[BadShot]

New critter: Goat (unless we have this already)

Can roam the station as a station critter or purchasable from a crate at Cargo labeled: "All-Natural Kudzu Deterrent"

Goats will eat anything they can reach thats even remotely edible, including things in botany growers and flowerpots.

Their main use however is to contain the spread of Kudzu, as when in the vicinity, they will go into overdrive, and their eat cooldown drastically reduces, allowing them to devour the Kudzu in short order.

Oh and attacking them makes them hostile and try to ram into you

[RubberRats]

using a paper on someone with a stapler in your offhand staples it to their face

[Taylorstar]

we have warper artifacts that teleport people around the station but what about having scrambler artifacts?

[NOOT]

Using select items on a cloaking device changes / adds an animation or sound effect when you use it in hand to activate / deactivate it.

A Floor Tile adds the Show Goblin tile transition.
An Instrument adds a soundbyte of that instrument.
A Telecrystal adds the Telesci warp animation.
A Butt plays a loud Fart.
A Buttbomb adds a loud fart and explosion effect.
A Wrestling Mask adds a maecho man sound effect.

[RubberRats]

mind control helmet that lets you control NPC monkeys remotely like a scuttlebot

[Kotlol]

mind control helmet that lets you control NPC monkeys remotely like a scuttlebot

This is a fun idea. Being able to control monkeys sounds like a fun antagonist gimmick.

[Mouse]

Clown traitor item that's a balloon that can be variously turned into a sword, a gun, etc.

[ju45he]

Guardbuddies get a module to pick up stuff and drop stuff like the mechdrones in that mechdrone pr

[RSOD]

circus cannon traitor item for clowns that is a literal cannon.
you have to drag it around the place and keep a lighter to light the fuse, after which it fires a very comedic cannonball

[ju45he]

Guardbuddy caddy module. You can put a bag or box into the module before inserting it into a buddy and the buddy will carry things for you. It can be locked to only allow for who it is following to access the bag and if you ask the buddy while it is following you it can even hand you items. Safeties off and the buddy will throw things at you when asked for an item and if you fail to catch it you get laughed at.