Ideas of questionable quality

[NOOT]

Being unconscious removes even the tiny viewcircle you get. Screen goes completely black, and any inventory changes are hidden until you wake up.

Unconscious people get free access to robustris in their mind. Scores from this are not saved to the highscores, as you are just imagining it you goober.

[NOOT]

Dream-O-Vision Implant. 2tc.

When you have at least 10 seconds of KO whilst sleeping in a bed, unanchors your soul from your body as you embark on a spirit quest. During this time, you act as a ghost, but you cannot see ghosts, read dead chat, or see through walls. You can hear speech around you. You can wake up by returning to your body, but this is not an automatic process. If you are forced awake by other means, you take 1 brain damage for each tile between you and your body.

(god, reading this after typing it out its pretty much just a scuttlebot but what the hell i'll post it anyway)

[RSOD]

collectible versions of items may occasionally spawn around the station, with marginally better stats, rarity and a serial number — they can also be sold off with value based on rarity type

[Emimiyu]

Changeling organs should look weird when you cut them open for surgery, but looks normal when it is out of their body.

[Mouse]

Donut vendor for security.  Contains glazed donuts, jelly donuts, Bavarian cream-filled donuts, cinnamon rolls, apple fritters, bear claws, and, when hacked, a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

[Mouse]

rename wasp grenades literal stinger grenades