Ideas of questionable quality

[Lefinch]

Honestly in some form or another a narnia's locker tool sounds good. It'd probably need tweaking to escape this thread but there's something about it I like. Maybe a significant cooldown.
Still, the idea of a staff assistant jumping into a fixed locker and just houdini'ing out of there is pretty funny.

[meaow589]

Allow to burn koshimarite with hot N2 to make NO2

[Mouse]

Butts have health, which regenerates over time.  Farting damages butts by a small, but importantly, random amount.  If your butt's health drops to zero or below, you fart it off.

[Lefinch]

Butts have health, which regenerates over time.  Farting damages butts by a small, but importantly, random amount.  If your butt's health drops to zero or below, you fart it off.

This does permit incredibly childish "I'm sorry sir, you have major butt damage" jokes.

EDIT: This is obviously a bad thing. Yes. I would absolutely not make this joke. Nope. Coughing noises

[BadShot]

New item: Zip ties, publicly accessible and can be used to bundle things together but most importantly can be used as impromptu cuffs like the ziptie cuffs, but worse. They are even easier to get out of but take longer to put on cause they arent specifically designed for such.

Publicly accessible ziptie cuffs, totally wont be abused.

[Zamujasa]

Butts have health, which regenerates over time.  Farting damages butts by a small, but importantly, random amount.  If your butt's health drops to zero or below, you fart it off.

monkestation has something similar where farting has a random chance to have your butt fall off, though i don't really think that idea is questionable as much as terrible

[RubberRats]

Ultralight parts for borgs: even less health than light parts (5/20/30 for limbs/head/body) and they get damaged by things borgs are normally immune to (eg. fire, punches, tasers) because they're cheap plastic, but in exchange you get to be marginally faster.

[Kotlol]

New item:
A wooden gun. The ultimate weapon!
Telekensis or magnets don't effect it! WOW!
Infact you can't drop it even!

Doesn't shoot either..

[Lefinch]

New item:
A wooden gun. The ultimate weapon!
Telekensis or magnets don't effect it! WOW!
Infact you can't drop it even!

Doesn't shoot either..

In the same theme. Clowns grabbing people with a banana/cream pie in the other hand should "hold up" their hostage. Escaping their grasp either does absolutely nothing or nets a pie in the face.

EDIT: Mimes of course should be treated has having an invisible gun in their hands whenever they do this.

EVIL EDIT: In fact, all mime traitor tools should be completely invisible

[emmett]

Miniature listening outpost for miniature nuke-ops from the pipe bomb. Where? How? Idk. but there should be

[Lefinch]

Minidicate battledinghy Graham, home of the "Little boy" squad of the cutest sindicate agents. Noted successful actions include:

-The famous shoe heist of '41
-The Great Mailbox Robbery of '39
-The bombing and hostage crisis of Terry the Parking Inspector Who Put A Ticket On Our Dinghy For Being Parked Too Long At The Diner.

[Mouse]

in tribute to the late assless chaps, rename "chaps" "assfull chaps"

[Chasu]

Spilling glue on an assembled TTV should add a cooldown to part/tank removal, with the cooldown's lenght proportional to the amount of glue used. This couldn't go wrong at all

[Kotlol]

Eating glue will automatically set you to underaged, so if you drink alcohol, you will be set to arrest right away.

[Mouse]

Traitor test subjects should be able to buy a stronger kendo pole that can attack from multiple tiles away.