Delicious Botany Deli items

[Atomikkrab]

HukHukHuk linked that on irc.


Why do we not have Salami trees?

Possible mutations: Bologna, Pastrami, and finally Pepperoni.

[enforcer9]

Your first post on this forum is making your own thread about salami trees.


I like you.

[Lavastage]

This.... uh... yeah just plain supporting this.

[Admiral jimbob]

Shaking the salami trees should sometimes cause a ready-to-eat but sentient salami-monkey to fall out.

[david2222121]

I am so down for a pepperoni mutant tree, assuming you get it by infusing the thing with Saltpetre.

[Lavastage]

Annother good reason to get this is that it is another wacky botany item, making botany more interesting/fun.

Spoiler!

It will also give something botanists to strive for other than this: http://img4.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/%...29484.jpeg

[VictorMAngoStein]

Why can't botany get seeds for the monkeyplant in genetics?

[enforcer9]

Why can't botany get seeds for the monkeyplant in genetics?

Because that would be too much fun

[Atomikkrab]

So I had an idea, allow the use of bodies as fertilizer by jamming them into the pot and letting them decay naturally, would not gib the corpse but would change the sprite of the pot to have a limb or head hanging out the side really obviously. But make it good fertilizer, and eventually if you leave it too long it grows an angry spooky skeleton?

[babayetu83]

that sure would spice botany up

[VictorMAngoStein]

This wouldn't be goonstation without a bacon tree

[Xenonia]

Make them produce nectar that causes honey to be meaty.

[Lavastage]

Make them produce nectar that causes honey to be meaty.

Dan Mc Stan takes a bite of the honey.
Mmmmm... tastes like bacon.
You finish eating the honey.

[VictorMAngoStein]

No, the honey should just be greasy. Or just mayonaise.

[UrsulaMejor]

No, the honey should just be greasy. Or just mayonaise.

mayonnaise comes from eggs