Ideas of questionable quality

[Mouse]

new class of traits - (Suicidally Idiotic)

they have extreme negative effects, but grant no bonus trait points

some examples

Load-Bearing Eyeballs:  If you suffer enough eye damage to go blind, your head explodes.

Involuntary Organ Donor:  Shortly after death, your body convulses and gibs.  In addition to the normal chance for an organ to survive and be launched by the gib, every organ (except the brain), including organs you do not have, are rolled for 2-4 times.  These extra organs are always normal ones, regardless of what kind your real organs were.

Excessively High Blood Pressure:  If you lose a limb, a gigantic gout of blood erupts from the stump, launching you in a direction appropriate for the limb lost.  Ideally it launches you with enough force that impact with a solid object has a chance at severing a limb.

[babayetu83]

spacebux purchase that lets you set the server to halloween/christmas mode for a day

[Kotlol]

Involuntary Organ Donor:  Shortly after death, your body convulses and gibs.  In addition to the normal chance for an organ to survive and be launched by the gib, every organ (except the brain), including organs you do not have, are rolled for 2-4 times.  These extra organs are always normal ones, regardless of what kind your real organs were.

Better idea: 

Wrestler Fatality:
When the wrestler grabs a person in critical, they can preform a FATALITY.
This resorts into doing something extreme like an explosive suplex that explodes and gibs the person.
This results in:
3-4 skulls.
7-10 legs.
4-7 arms.
2-4 hearts.
5-8 guts
And a several other too much organs.

[Dhaidburt]

spacebux purchase that lets you set the server to halloween/christmas mode for a day

...write that down wrITE THAT DOWN

[meaow589]

spacebux purchase that lets you set the server to halloween/christmas mode for a day

Would agree for spend spacebux to vote special game mode

[valtsu0]

skeleton vampires can only drink "blood" from bovines

Drinking from a non-bovine will give your victim osteoporosis

[Emimiyu]

If somehow conspiracy will ever come back agsin, add wiz as another antag that can spawn on conspiracy.

[Kotlol]

If somehow conspiracy will ever come back agsin, add wiz as another antag that can spawn on conspiracy.

Nah make cults, but have the "leader" be a wizard who needs objects to cast his spells that the "Cult" needs to gather.

"HAND ME THE RUBBER DUCK OF THE CAPTAINS QUARTERS SO I WILL GRANT THEE INFINITE WEALTH!"

[JanusRose]

When creating our characters we should be able to customize things like bone density and structure, lung size, and just about their entire biology.

We also shouldn't be allowed to spawn in unless we have a full backstory involving their past places of work and how they got fired. Their prior addresses, numbers that could be contacted, and years of experience. We should also see expected to make and customize a believable futuristic social security card for space and provide that or a pixelated ID.

And just to make sure things are family friendly, they need the electronic signature to sign into goonstation if they are an independent playing for believability.

Also we should be required as players to show proof that we have done that role in real life because role-playing would be stupid. If your a chef you need to know culinary arts, a botanist needs to be a master gardener, sec needs to prove they've eaten donuts and chased people around in malls, clowns must have real clowning experience to. And anyone applying for antagonist roles really needs to show evidence that they are indeed a real Traitor, werewolf, nuclear terrorist, or otherwise. Anyone without any of the real life experience would be staffies.

You should call this monumental update "Literally 1984" in the changelogs.

[Chasu]

When creating our characters we should be able to customize things like bone density and structure, lung size, and just about their entire biology.

We also shouldn't be allowed to spawn in unless we have a full backstory involving their past places of work and how they got fired. Their prior addresses, numbers that could be contacted, and years of experience.  We should also see expected to make and customize a believable futuristic social security card for space and provide that or a pixelated ID.

And just to make sure things are family friendly, they need the electronic signature to sign into goonstation if they are an independent playing for believability.

Also we should be required as players to show proof that we have done that role in real life because role-playing would be stupid. If your a chef you need to know culinary arts, a botanist needs to be a master gardener, sec needs to prove they've eaten donuts and chased people around in malls, clowns must have real clowning experience to. And anyone applying for antagonist roles really needs to show evidence that they are indeed a real Traitor, werewolf, nuclear terrorist, or otherwise. Anyone without any of the real life experience would be staffies.

You should call this monumental update "Literally 1984" in the changelogs.

HRP servers in a nutshell

[Kotlol]

Add Calzones to the game.

[BadShot]

If your character has no arms backpacks have a %chance per tick to fall off, satchels are immune to this.

[NOOT]

make racking riot shotguns a combat action and thus party to combat action cooldowns (like punches, grabs etc)

[Kotlol]

Setting the your mode to harm with any type of gun or weapon, sets it to pistol whip mode. Smack with the but of your gun, but if you try to shoot it, you shoot yourself.. Idiot.

[Imaginebones2043]

Idea if you have the adamantium skeleton trait as a skeleton the chances of you falling apart when you die is decreased and you also have a rare chance to be recolored to a shiny silver.