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12-03-2023, 12:53 AM
I am contemplating a Feature that I feel should be in the game and I I need terrible jokes for it.
A "popsicle" joke is basically just a dad joke / shitty pun, but overwhelmingly mediocre and vapid.
Here is an example:
"What did the beach say when the tide came in?"
"Long time no sea!"
Ideally they will be in this two-sentence format. Space-related or other particularly groan-worthy ones especially welcome.
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12-03-2023, 11:52 AM
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(12-03-2023, 12:53 AM)Zamujasa Wrote: I am contemplating a Feature that I feel should be in the game and I I need terrible jokes for it.
A "popsicle" joke is basically just a dad joke / shitty pun, but overwhelmingly mediocre and vapid.
Here is an example:
"What did the beach say when the tide came in?"
"Long time no sea!"
Ideally they will be in this two-sentence format. Space-related or other particularly groan-worthy ones especially welcome.
Is this the annoying orange thing that was discussed in discord a couple days ago?
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I would imagine that image macros from the early 00's are goldmines for popsicle jokes:
![[Image: 10331.jpeg]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/115/415/10331.jpeg)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lame-pun-coon
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What did the beach say when the tide came in
Long time no sea
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that one happens to be the first on the list on the official pop-sicle website
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(12-11-2023, 09:44 AM)Zamujasa Wrote: that one happens to be the first on the list on the official pop-sicle website
I remember it from gum.
Why should you never give a skeleton popsicles? They'll want a femur.
Why can't the clown get kitchen access? The food will taste funny
Why do engineers get uncomfortable around staffies? The staffies like it when they insul them.
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What did the mime have to say to the HoS?
Why won't the HoS loan out their beret? They don't want friends with beret fits.
What does the HoP have in common with a dentist? They hear everyone say AA
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