Best moments ever thread 2.0

[LunaticLawyer]

The shuttle never came so we got to hang out in heated, oxygen-filled space!

[Hard Boiled]

Best Detective ROund Ever:
Spoiler!

Don Geon [145.9] exclaims, "AI!!!"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "LOOK AT ME"
Don Geon [145.9] exclaims, "YOU SEE ME?!"
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "Yes"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "YOU SEE THIS COMPUTER SCREEN? THIS REPRESENTS YOU"
Don Geon [145.9] exclaims, "YOU SEE THIS GUN?!"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "THIS GUN REPRESENTS MY GUN"
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "Ok"
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿ*click* *click*
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "Gosh"
Processor Pete [145.9] states, "How rude"
Don Geon [145.9] says, "IT WILL BE EXACTLY AS INEFFECTUAL AS THAT"
ÿ!Don Geon takes a sip from Bo Jack Daniel's.

ÿDon Geon throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch has been hit by the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch catches the barkley's basketball!
ÿThe Pooch throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿDon Geon catches the barkley's basketball!
ÿ You begin to recover.
ÿDon Geon throws the football.
ÿThe Pooch catches the football!
ÿDon Geon throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch has been hit by the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch gets beaned with the barkley's basketball.
ÿThe Pooch throws the football.
ÿDon Geon has been hit by the football.
ÿDon Geon throws the football.
ÿDon Geon throws the football.
ÿThe Pooch catches the football!
ÿThe Pooch throws the football.
ÿDon Geon catches the football!
ÿThe Pooch throws the barkley's basketball.
ÿDon Geon has been hit by the barkley's basketball.
ÿDon Geon gets beaned with the barkley's basketball.
The Pooch says, "Damnit Don"

ÿThe Pooch has been shot pointblank with .38 revolver by Don Geon!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at The Pooch!
ÿThe Pooch is hit by the projectile!
Don Geon slurs, "xAsmAIt"
Don Geon slurs, "I'LL shAFVE YOU"
The Pooch stammers, "AAhhhh DDoonnn"
The Pooch stammers, "GGGGodd dddamnniittt!!"
The Pooch stammers, "SSSSttoop bbeinngg sssoo daamnn drruunnnnkk!!"
ÿDon Geon is getting strong now!
Don Geon slurs, "LOOg"
ÿ!Reset Naywalk has added First-Aid to the backpack!
Don Geon slurs, "LOOg Aff ME"
ÿ!You feel like you can take on the world!
Don Geon slurs, "HAHAHAHA"
Don Geon laughs.
Don Geon burps.
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
Don Geon slurs, "YOUR ffURN"
ÿ!Don Geon shakes The Pooch trying to wake The Pooch up!
The Pooch stammers, "YYYouu'rree ooffff tthhee ccaassee!!"
Don Geon slurs, "WHAff."

Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "YOU gAN'ff FIRE ME"
Don Geon slurs, "YOU gAN'ff FIRE ME"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "YOU gAN'ff"
Don Geon slurs, "YOU gAN'ff"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "xsIp Is Adz I sAxE tEry"
Don Geon slurs, "xsIp Is Adz I sAxE tEry"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "qEkIgEq fw qOpbtE"
Don Geon slurs, "qEkIgEq fw qOpbtE"
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the plating!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at the floor!
ÿ*click* *click*
ÿYou reload .38 revolver with ammo from .38 Special Rounds. .38 Special Rounds has 0 rounds left.
ÿDon Geon reloads .38 revolver.
ÿDon Geon has been shot pointblank with .38 revolver by Don Geon!
ÿDon Geon fires .38 revolver at Don Geon!
ÿYou are hit by the projectile!
ÿYou start bleeding!
ÿ You begin to recover.
Don Geon slurs, "YYOOU ggAnn'''fffff FFIIEE MMMMEEE"
ÿDon Geon has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by The Pooch!
ÿYou are hit by the energy bolt!

The Pooch exclaims, "We have laws!"
Don Geon slurs, "IIII dddEEEEExx gOO yhhUUcckkkkEEqq hhppppkEEEqqqrr"
Don Geon slurs, "II NEEEEDDfffffOO ggRRUUsshhhHHERR MMYYYsshELLFF"
Don Geon cries.
Don Geon cries.
Don Geon sobs.
Don Geon sniffs.
Don Geon sobs.
Don Geon wails.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
ÿThe Pooch is trying to empty Don Geon's pockets!!
Don Geon twitches violently.
Don Geon twitches violently.
ÿThe Pooch is trying to take off Don Geon's ID Card (Detective) from Don Geon's uniform!
Don Geon slurs, "bbOOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "bbOOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "NOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "NOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "mmOOOOOOOOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "mmOOOOOOOOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "kOOOOOOO"
Don Geon [148.9] slurs, "kOOOOOOO"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "NNOOOOOOO"
Don Geon slurs, "NNOOOOOOO"
ÿThe Pooch has grabbed Don Geon passively!
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "hhEELLPP I BBRRRG"
Don Geon slurs, "hhEELLPP I BBRRRG"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "du gAAPffffffAAIINN IIshh"
Don Geon slurs, "du gAAPffffffAAIINN IIshh"
Don Geon: du gAAPffffffAAIINN IIshh
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "rEExx"
Don Geon slurs, "rEExx"
Don Geon: rEExx
CHUTE-MAILBOT: Brig delivery chute activated.

he Pooch says, "One minute thirty while you sober up"
The Pooch [148.9] says, "One minute thirty while you sober up"
Don Geon shivers.
Don Geon slurs, "NO""
ÿYou attempt to remove your handcuffs. (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still)
ÿDon Geon attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Don Geon slurs, "duERE'sh NOduING LEFff ffO LIVE FOR"

Hugo Beedell asks, "does Don need healing?"
Hugo Beedell [148.9] asks, "does Don need healing?"
ÿ300 Credits catches on fire!
The Pooch says, "He'll be fine"
The Pooch [148.9] says, "He'll be fine"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
The Pooch says, "Uhh"
Hugo Beedell says, "oh shit"
Don Geon cries.
Don Geon cries.
The Pooch says, "Don you idiot"

ÿ!Hugo Beedell applies the burn patch to Don Geon.
ÿ!The silver sulfadiazine soothes your burns.
You climb into the the disposal unit.
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "YOU'LL NEVER gAffgH ME ALIVE, FOOLsh!"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "I'M GONNA GEff DRUNghER duAN shHIff"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "OH shHIff"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "duE gRUshHER"
Don Geon [145.9] slurs, "*shgream"

A great detective. Some men are just too Hard Boiled to be taken off the job.

[ThoseDernSquirrels]

Last round I stole millions of credits after losing a crate with 5k worth of weed in it.

then the round ended

worth it

[volundr]

Stuff blew up without lag:



Spoiler!

Code:

Master Robo is hit by the prismatic laser!
the floor melts!
the floor melts!
Dangles McCockinBalls detonates!
Drake Lazarus detonates!
Carl Clinton detonates!
OOC: Enigma_107: ahaha oh god
Leon Stripes detonates!
Carlos Lee is hit by the prismatic laser!
the wall melts!
the floor melts!
the wall melts!
Tibbeh earned the Gore Fest medal.
Carlos Lee is hit by the prismatic laser!
OOC: LeadRobot: shuttle too full :(
Zander Martin's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Zander Martin screams!
Shaquille O:Bama's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Shaquille O:Bama screams!
Karson Kiefer's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Karson Kiefer screams!
Karson Kiefer's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Jayson Stubbs's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jayson Stubbs screams!
Master Robo's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Leta Rowley's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: NotALizardman: dear lord
the floor melts!
Dan The Man Titan's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dan The Man Titan screams!
Dan The Man Titan's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Deadter Chesman's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Deadter Chesman screams!
Deadter Chesman's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Han Compton's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Han Compton screams!
OOC: FriskyBoat: Holy shit
Buff Spaceslick screams!
Alana Stough's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Alana Stough screams!
Alana Stough's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bionic Bob's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Bionic Bob screams!
the floor melts!
the wall melts!
the floor melts!
the wall melts!
the floor melts!
the floor melts!
the wall melts!
the floor melts!
Edgar Wright's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Edgar Wright screams!
Jimmy Sanders's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Jimmy Sanders screams!
the floor melts!
Poo Hawking's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: Tranquill: I was so wasted I couldnt walk on the shuttle
OOC: NotALizardman: what was in that bomb???
OOC: Admiral Funk: was that pdx smoke?
Buff Spaceslick detonates!
Buff Spaceslick's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: SAKayle7: Woh
OOC: Coolbay1: what is in that
Restarting in 25 seconds
the fluorosurfactant smoke detonates!
Jayson Stubbs detonates!
OOC: Tranquill: Two steps away from me
Han Compton's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: Starman2021: omg
Carlos Lee's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
the floor melts!
the wall melts!
Robert Blacker's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Blacker screams!
ShaqTooie earned the Gore Fest medal.
the floor melts!
Landyn Wentzel's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Karson Kiefer detonates!
OOC: Enigma_107: *scream
Securitron blows apart!
Medibot blows apart!
Firebot blows apart!
the floor melts!
OOC: FriskyBoat: Apparently I was outside the blast zone?
DEAD: Zander Martin says, "*scream"
DEAD: Zander Martin says, "*scream"
DEAD: Buff Spaceslick says, "*scream"
DEAD: Ghost (Zander Martin) laments, "*scream"
DEAD: Ghost (Shaquille O:Bama) grumps, "WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNING; FEELING FINE"
the wall melts!
the wall melts!
Shitty Bill asks, "Got a light, pal?"
OOC: Starman2021: everything exploded
Daemonicx earned the Gore Fest medal.
OOC: Atufua: was fun beating you and sedating you detective
OOC: Skavian: YES!
the wall melts!
the wall melts!
the wall melts!
the wall melts!
the wall melts!
the wall melts!
Master Robo is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Master Robo's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Poo Hawking's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
the floor melts!
OOC: Crumplehat: everything is still exploding
Poo Hawking's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Cyborg Beta-13's chest unit is destroyed!
Robert Blacker's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
the floor melts!
Edgar Wright's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Leta Rowley seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
OOC: Dester: Master of survival
Strelka-571 is breaking apart!
OOC: NotALizardman: and to think that i tried to get rid of that bomb
OOC: FriskyBoat: Holy shit I lived through that
OOC: Coolbay1: I love how i emagged all the robots
Landyn Wentzel screams!
Edgar Wright seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
the floor melts!
the floor melts!
the floor melts!
the wall melts!
the floor melts!
T1-N1 states, "UH OH"
T1-N1 states, "OH SHIT IM OUT"
DEAD: Ghost (Carl Clinton) laments, "What the FUCK concoction was that?"
Cyborg Beta-13 falls apart with no chest to keep it together!
the floor melts!
the floor melts!
Robert Blacker seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
the floor melts!
OOC: A nubcake: none of the robots were e-magged
OOC: Enigma_107: amazing
the wall melts!

[Lavastage]

You are the Chaplain.
The Syndicate have cunningly disguised a Syndicate Uplink as your PDA on your belt. Simply enter the code "385 Alpha" into the ringtone select to unlock its hidden features.
Objective #1: Assassinate Thomas Aquinas, the Geneticist.
Objective #2: Assassinate John Smith, the Janitor.
Objective #3: Assassinate Brett Roberts, the wizard.
Objective #4: Stay alive until the end.

Yes. Just yes.

[mozi]

Gotta love when you get a kill the Wizard objective. As a syndie botanist I grew a swarm of Maneaters that managed to eat a Wizard mid phase shift (!) I felt bad until I looked at my notes, which I had ignored, and realized he was a target anyway.

[ThoseDernSquirrels]

A disaster mode round, where Damian and Gannon decided to meet up at the diner, have a pint or two, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

[VictorMAngoStein]

Gotta love when you get a kill the Wizard objective. As a syndie botanist I grew a swarm of Maneaters that managed to eat a Wizard mid phase shift (!) I felt bad until I looked at my notes, which I had ignored, and realized he was a target anyway.

Next time you're a traitor scientist, see if your teleported maneaters will make the AI completely disappear

[Splatpope]

space terrorism is awesome

we stormed to fast ino the bridge that they didn't get a chance to stop us from turning on the autodestruction switch (aka cog making everything explode)

if not for the angry chefs and some asshole electrician with stungloves/lasers/eguns, we'd have succeeded in fucking up everyone >

[Klayboxx]

Edison Lootin says, "so uh"
Edison Lootin says, "There's this strange man"
You feel more piratey! Arr!
Hair bursts forth from every follicle on your head!
Edison Lootin says, "And he uh"
Oh god, too much hair!
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Chef Buttes) wails, "are you making grog death drunk"
Edison Lootin says, "He keeps doing that"

It was just beautiful, the only thing that could have made it better is if I had said my words before I died because I totally called it

[Readster]

To give more context, I was a mindslave with the job of stalling people while that happened.

[Spy_Guy]

To give more context, I was a mindslave with the job of stalling people while that happened.

Even more context. I was the horrible person actually doing it. I crept around the hallways dressed in a suit, top hat and a fake moustache (that I made out of a scientist, nyarharhar), along with an ID with the name "Strange Man" and the assignment "Oh god"

Then I would appear a distance away from my target, uncloak, point and grin before walking around a corner and recloaking. Eventually I would start uncloaking closer to them before finally unleashing the gibjuice. Chef Buttes got fast-tracked on account of having a gun in hand.

In the end I managed to escape alone, however not before running out of gibjuice and having to laser the last stragglers instead. The Strange Man lives to creep another day.

[Klayboxx]

To give more context, I was a mindslave with the job of stalling people while that happened.

Even more context. I was the horrible person actually doing it. I crept around the hallways dressed in a suit, top hat and a fake moustache (that I made out of a scientist, nyarharhar), along with an ID with the name "Strange Man" and the assignment "Oh god"

Then I would appear a distance away from my target, uncloak, point and grin before walking around a corner and recloaking. Eventually I would start uncloaking closer to them before finally unleashing the gibjuice. Chef Buttes got fast-tracked on account of having a gun in hand.

In the end I managed to escape alone, however not before running out of gibjuice and having to laser the last stragglers instead. The Strange Man lives to creep another day.

Yeah I knew something was going on when I saw mustaches and gibs all over the place. Then when the RD told me to come to research & development I knew I was probably walking to my doom, but I wanted to see it happen.

[Tteckk]

Code:

Tteckk Booth  [145.9] asks, "AI is their anyone at the other end of escape?"
Tteckk Booth asks, "AI is their anyone at the other end of escape?"
Tteckk Booth  [145.9] says, "opposite from me"
Tteckk Booth says, "opposite from me"
Magnus Prime  [145.9] stammers, "Yeess  TTtttecck"
Magnus Prime  [145.9] stammers, "II  aaaamm    wouuunnddeedd  ffrrrooomm  aaaa  vvuuvu  boollltt"
Colten Compton  [145.9] asks, "Leandros?"
Rose Cassidy  [145.9] says, "pods are at the pod bay sitll, we can take them to escape"
Tteckk Booth  [145.9] says, "SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER"
Tteckk Booth says, "SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER"
You prime the grenade! 3 seconds!
Tteckk Booth throws the flashbang.
Magnus Prime  [145.9] stammers, "YYYYooouuuu   ffaarrt"

[Shoddy]

A sandwich filled with cranberry oatmeal sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread.