Ideas of questionable quality

[unfunnyperson]

Hop desk should come installed with a button that flushes players in front of the desk into disposals

[Dhaidburt]

New trait: The Craving.
You randomly start craving a very specific food, and all other food gives you half benefits until you eat said food. You also get chat messages as if you had an addiction.

It can be anything that the chef can make, from donk pockets to haggis to a Banana-herbdog. And its SO GOOD and EVERYTHING YOU WANTED so of course the buffs are doubled.

[Mouse]

Remove the syndicate hat from Heisenbee's hat rotation.

[Kotlol]

A pizza pie.... May be used by the Italian Clown, who happens to be sad.

When thrown in someone's face they may grow a moustache or gain an italian accent for a moment.

Consuming the Pizza pie will turn you into a random italian plumber from brooklyn

[Dhaidburt]

new food/chemical idea: ClariTea.
After drinking it, the next thing you say (and only next) will be without any accent or speech mutation. Perfect for those moments where your sweedish chef needs to be serious, or when the clown needs to threaten someone's life without comic sans.

Does not work on mimes. They scream once, take some damage, and the effect ends.

[Snowy :D]

Farting on Beepsky should automatically set you to arrest.

[BatElite]

"accent" where you don't emote emotes, but you actually say stuff like *flip

[mintyphresh]

Getting a swirlie should automatically reset your timer for the scream emote, allowing you to howl in agony as you are swirlied for spacing the captain

[deathrobotpunch]

A reward for Chevalier du Sorbet that makes you to speak slime, understood only by people with the medal

Seems to me your questionable idea got added!

[Mouse]

As Stirstir spends all his time working out in the brig, he should be a native wrestler.

And a Puritan, to prevent nerds from cloning themselves in his body.

[Dhaidburt]

Clown traitor item: Sharpener. Sharpens any 0 damage item into a weapon on the level of the kitchen knife. Beat people to death with your clown horn! Murder someone with a stuffed animal! Kill that lawyer by actually throwing the book at them! Turn the weed against the botanist! The possibilities are endless!

[unfunnyperson]

Confetti shotgun shells that shoot harmless bursts of confetti

[Snowy :D]

Trick insulated gloves that give you negative protection against electrical shock.

[Lord_earthfire]

Trick insulated gloves that give you negative protection against electrical shock.

We have these. They are called unsulated gloves.

[Snowy :D]

Trick insulated gloves that give you negative protection against electrical shock.

We have these. They are called unsulated gloves.

No, I’m talking about a traitor item that looks identical to insulated gloves (name and all), but will cause you to take extra damage when exposed to electricity instead of the opposite.