Suggestions that are funny but.. NO.

[Kotlol]

Just like Ideas of Questionable Quality... how about a topic where we put in funny ideas but we all know we shouldn't have it in game.

Rules are simple:
- Suggestion must be silly or funny or referential or whatever. Keep the Goon spirit intact.
- It must have ridiclous results. It doesn't have to kill... it just have to be something that upsets the whole round and will defintally not be added.
- Cannot be "Crash the servers" or "End someone's life" Be creative with it. Even if it kills one person.
- You may use admin only abillities or gimmicks to be added. (Such as air drops)

Let's begin shall we. For my 1st idea... well see if you can catch my reference.

"Planet Magnet" - Antag item.
The mining magnet is now overcharged and will not only start draining most of the power, but is dragging a planet from a random location into the station for disasterous effects.

Planets that can be dragged in:
- Geminorum III (We always wondered what happened to that planet)
- Uranus (OH GOD THE SMELL!)
- Alpha Centuari I (Rocks away!)
- Clowntopia (Honk CO. and it's gags overflow!)
- Entro Depom Martil (Atleast you go down in EDM fashion)
- A random Star. (Not even lord Singuloose can save you now!)
- Nadir (...It had to be acid, well atleast you got a new station)
- ???? (HOW DID A PLANET MISS A SPACE STATION!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S HALLOWED OUT?!)

[JanusRose]

Antag Gamemode: The Great Martian Raid


The martian's have been floating around in space for a while now; aggravated by the constant expansion of silly space corporations into their territory. The time for conquest and retaliation was nigh, and under the leadership of the great Khan Xorgablorg, it would begin.

-Round starts like any other round but with Martians getting special psychic enhancing weaponry, prepared to murder every last crewmember or steal a certain amount of capital.

-There are no ordinary martians, they are a legitimate army as such they have a mix of giant ships with explosive charge shots or small stealth bombers. These ships are driven and controlled by their minds so players cant use them.

-The Martians get a fake remote controlled human, preferably in the form of a clown that is actually a spycam, it even has a radio and voice disguiser attached to it.

-Special Enhancers: They can make heads explode and fire tasers with their mind. But with the telekinesis amplifier they can drag helpless crew around with the click and hold of a button. They can also mute players and speak as them as well as make them fly into rages that take over their controls and more.

- They can abduct people in their pods and harvest them and turn tomatoes into tomato people.

-They come in waves and if you kill 3/4 the mothership arrives instead of the crew shuttle. This is one giant boss battle that takes 3 ttvs to eliminate after vulnerable areas are shot or hit enough leaving a window of time. Dead players will have the chance to respawn as drones to defend the mothership which will be playing theremin music the entire time.

[Thebutler]

Honestly this could make for a fun game mode

[JanusRose]

Bear Gun: It shoots spacebears at enemies.

[Kotlol]

Floor-B-Gone:
Spray can that removes the floor, making it invisible mechanically, but unable to be accessed and gone. Doesn't cause breaches cause cartoon logic.

[Dhaidburt]

Floor-B-Gone:
Spray can that removes the floor, making it invisible mechanically, but unable to be accessed and gone. Doesn't cause breaches cause cartoon logic.

ONLY causes breeches when the floor is examined, because cartoon logic

[StaringGasMask]

Nukeop special purchase: Nuke-In-A-Drone

Considering nukes are already pretty damn expensive, adding a few more bucks into adding a couple of thrusters and a machinegun couldn't possibly hurt.
Now the nuke has an outer layer of armor, a machinegun identical to the one the ballistic drone uses, and is mobile and agressive towards the crew.

Alternatively, make the nuke another member of the team, give it legs, and make it run and hide from the crew until it explodes.

[Kotlol]

Alternatively, make the nuke another member of the team, give it legs, and make it run and hide from the crew until it explodes.

I want a walking nuke as an Admeme where the nukies and security are chasing and trying to catch it! *Insert Jackity Sax*

[Technature]

I'm sorry, this thread is for ideas that should never be considered, not good ideas.

[Kotlol]

I'm sorry, this thread is for ideas that should never be considered, not good ideas.

Exactly :P It's not "Questionable"
It's litterly ideas that will NEVER be implemented. The extreme end of "Questionable"

Here's another one of mine.
"Transmorphigier"
Turn a room or appartment into something of a different appartment right away!
See that nice bar? NOW ITS A MEDICAL BAY!
Careful though.. transmorphing space time might have unforeseen effects.

[Snowy :D]

Item that allows the radio host to play a non in-game song of their choosing by simply copy-pasting a youtube link into it.

It doesn’t have to be a music track. You can force the station to listen to the metal pipe sound for 10 hours instead. The possibilities are endless.

[Thebutler]

Item that allows the radio host to play a non in-game song of their choosing by simply copy-pasting a youtube link into it.

It doesn’t have to be a music track. You can force the station to listen to the metal pipe sound for 10 hours instead. The possibilities are endless.

This could make for a great radio host exclusive antag item

[Thebutler]

Idea: The clown starts with a mini lube maker which you guessed it makes lube now the item itself will spawn on the clown at round start

[Kotlol]

Idea: The clown starts with a mini lube maker which you guessed it makes lube now the item itself will spawn on the clown at round start

Clown spawns with a chemistry set and can make chemicals easily... to make the funniest chemical filled balloons!

[JanusRose]

Combine the wizards and gangs into the same class! The gangs each will have powers according to what is selected in the leaders spell book and go around causing terror. And personally, long live the shadow wizard money gang.