Ideas of questionable quality

[Cal]

Add a Janitor emergency to the crisis alerts for when a big mess needs cleaning up.

yo this would rock

[Deathslayer448]

Absolutely fucking yes, I cannot count the amount of times I have had to spend a good while trying to find the janitor cause some idiots made the mess of the century.

[aft2001]

Please god yes, add a janitor hotline to the Crisis Alert program, that's genuinely a REALLY good idea.

[BatElite]

Putting this here because I can't be arsed to think this idea through right now, but a "rampage" traitor item for ranchers: One Basket

The more eggs you put in your One Basket, the more the universe conspires to try and break the eggs via unexplainable events and cartoonish falling objects and stuff. Maybe a multiplier for having different types in there.

The idea is that you'll want to put all your eggs in One Basket and then try to lead the random events it generates to hurt the people and places around you while dodging them the best you can yourself. Meanwhile people can hit and shove you to try and break some of the eggs in your basket.

[unfunnyperson]

Allow us to bake steel rods into baguettes to make them deal 11 damage.

[BatElite]

Allow us to bake steel rods into baguettes to make them deal 11 damage.

slaguettes

[Mouse]

New chaplain traitor item: Grim Reaper outfit.  Comes with a spooky robe and hood that are spaceproof, a skull mask that works as internals, and a giant scythe.

[Deathslayer448]

people would probably be powergaming that combo regardless of whether they would chaplain or not, maybe make it work for chaplain only

[Salami Sam]

Attach boxing gloves to a robotic arm to create booby-trapped containers. Imagine the clown delivers someone a present. They open it, only to be WALLOPED and sent flying by a spring-loaded boxing glove. Hilarious.

Should also be included as random loot from abandoned crates. KAPOW!

[Mrprogamer96]

THE A SABRE! able to cut open anything, OR ANYONE!

[Mouse]

Turnex, the son of Durex, the only blender that can be turned into the most powerful vacuum cleaner.

[BatElite]

+2 trait that auto-reinforces any bad mutations you get

[unfunnyperson]

remove blob
the gamemode isn’t fun for the people who actually have to fight the blob

[Technature]

Nothing seems to be fun in this game, going by what everyone says.

Blob is fine.

[McDougie]

Since we are talking about blobs.....

Blob upgrade that adds little legs to the nucleus so it is movable onto adjacent tiles if they are blob tiles. So blob can slowly chase people. Maybe can use those AI legs that you see sometimes.

Make the move ability have like atleast 10s cd so its not spammable.

The upgrade should be expensive - maybe an option instead of a second nucleus?

If the blob nucleus moves onto a blob tile that is currently absorbing someone they get extra blob points for that kill.