Ideas of questionable quality

[BatElite]

If you call the shuttle from the mining outpost it should dock there instead of the station.

[Mouse]

An admin-only mutation that periodically dumps chems with interesting on-tile effects (synthflesh, flaptonium, colorful reagent, etc) into your bloodstream specifically for shenanigans with mass emesis.

[Oremir]

Give Bartenders abillity to *twirl the cocktail shaker (or other containers) without dropping the contents, like a true mixologists

[TheRealFlapJackson]

Subraces of the monkey with different stats. (Including genetics having the ability to turn people into these monkeys)

Gorilla - Stronger and larger than your average chimpanzee.
Orangutan - has a longer reach than standard monkeys (two tiles.)
Capuchin - Smaller hitbox, and can hold items with their tails.

[Cal]

Give Bartenders abillity to *twirl the cocktail shaker (or other containers) without dropping the contents, like a true mixologists

Oh I love this

[Technature]

Patches do have a chance to stick to people if you throw them at them. The chance is 30%, unless it was thrown by a pipe bomb, in which case it is 70%.

Non-genetic medical personnel have a trait that makes their patches 80% likely to stick to people if thrown instead of 30%.

[Mrprogamer96]

buyable mime crate
includes all the mime gear and a DNA injector with the mute mutation.

[unfunnyperson]

DNA injector syringe gun, uses energy to create mutation syringes. When you load in a injector it changes what mutation it gives. Fire reinforced blindness at everyone.

[BatElite]

The default clown jumpsuit should give you bigger pockets than normal, have you seen those ridiculous things?

Bonus of doing this is that all the powergamers caring to capitalise on it are going to look like clowns!

[unfunnyperson]

Erebite touch mutation. Obviously this would have to be crazy rare but it would be funny as hell to start turning everything into explosives.

[Man of San]

Subraces of the monkey with different stats. (Including genetics having the ability to turn people into these monkeys)

Gorilla - Stronger and larger than your average chimpanzee.
Orangutan - has a longer reach than standard monkeys (two tiles.)
Capuchin - Smaller hitbox, and can hold items with their tails.

Ive always wanted to see gorillas on goon.

[Bartimeus]

Add the mule to every map.
Add more locations to the mule.
Add more mules.
Make the mule bigger.

We need more mules!

[Technature]

Make the MULEs easier to use for QM.

It can still be the absolute worst transportation possible, but maybe make it so the MULE program comes with destinations you can select instead of having to type out.

[NOOT]

Setting DNR gives you a seperate ghost chat and allows you to see antag tags as a ghost.

[Mrprogamer96]

A traitor item for Clowns, Staffies and Geneticists that makes all monkeys in an area hostile to everyone but you.