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05-17-2021, 11:59 AM
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do we really have to fight over this? we can all be friends, right?
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation/pull/4773
whatever way you choose to eat mas-
(05-17-2021, 09:57 AM)Ion Mage Wrote: Comedy straw option when?
who hurt you?
dear god you can eat mashed potatoes with chopsticks
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how did this get so many responses?
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05-18-2021, 06:27 AM
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Why do you even need a utensil to eat mashed potatoes?
Just scoop it up with your filthy staff assistant hands
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05-18-2021, 08:08 PM
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Idea.
Only liquid based foods require utensils to eat.
You can eat a salad with your hands. It's just not recommended.
Make all non-liquid food instead be eatable without proper utensils but display a silly message.
"You stuff the salad into your mouth with your bare hands like an animal!"
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As long as trying to eat a pizza without cutting it into pieces gives you third degree burns as you smash it against your dumb idiot face into the entire pie.
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The apex form of the mashed potato is stuffed into a pill. Evolve past the need of yesteryear's utensils and inefficient meals. Consume FutureMash™ today!
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(05-18-2021, 08:08 PM)Technature Wrote: Idea.
Only liquid based foods require utensils to eat.
You can eat a salad with your hands. It's just not recommended.
Make all non-liquid food instead be eatable without proper utensils but display a silly message.
"You stuff the salad into your mouth with your bare hands like an animal!"
pssh, you can definitely eat soup with just your hands and the bowl
just drink out of the bowl
like an animal
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(05-18-2021, 08:19 PM)KikiMofo Wrote: As long as trying to eat a pizza without cutting it into pieces gives you third degree burns as you smash it against your dumb idiot face into the entire pie.
If there's one thing depression has taught me it's how to safely eat a pizza without cutting it into slices.
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what the fuck is going on here and why do people eat mashed potatoes with spoons
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(05-19-2021, 07:32 AM)aft2001 Wrote: what the fuck is going on here and why do people eat mashed potatoes with spoons
more potato for the same amount of hand movement
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You can now use spoons to eat your mashed potatoes.
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What hell hath we wrought on this world?
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are you people really going and getting a different utensil for your mashed potatoes irl
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