Best moments ever thread 2.0

[atomic1fire]

That actually sounds like a best moment.

Explosive monkey rating: 11/10

[Sundance]

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Getting drunk at the bridge and mulling over the chaos to come

[Conor12]

A good journalism round with good journalists. We all wrote nice stories, except for Dr. Pritchard. His story was a pile of ash. (The red rectangle.)

[Xeram]

A good journalism round with good journalists. We all wrote nice stories, except for Dr. Pritchard. His story was a pile of ash. (The red rectangle.)

Out of everyone there my story was twice as long as the 2nd longest, had an audio log to go with it, and a replica of the bomb it was about.

Then some jerk behind the wall exploded and ruined it all.

I promptly flew into a murderously bloodlust and beat the ever loving shit out of the poor man who had just exploded.

And in a savage fight with the barman later between us journalists and him i ended up using that pipebomb as a I died and Huk ran by and didn't save me

RIP Blastphemous Bible Blasts by Dr. Pritchard.

[Klayboxx]

When the strangelet loaf turned into a black hole and cogwerks turned it's power up really high

[Weavel]

the day hulk hogan rose to the title of WWF champion once more, but not before macho man removed all his limbs twice and turned him to a gold statue

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[ThoseDernSquirrels]

In that picture you can see Gannon telling the wrestlers to play fair with no hitting below the belt.

And then Macho ripped off Hulk Hogan's legs.

[Sundance]

In one round alone me, Jamie and Peacey Pete decided to ticket and fine everybody and everything
I died as I got absorbed by a changling, but jamie kept it up and as a result the station was literally littered with tickets

Albert Card Violently Convulsing on duty - Sundance Feely
Jim Lahey Being Catholic - Sundance Feely
Jebediah Kerman for plotting to kill the captain. - Peacey Pete
Sundance Feely For extermination of a rare bat species. - Peacey Pete
Albert Card Playing the harmonica shit. God I can hear the saliva in it - Sundance Feely
Jamie Fiscina Takings captains blanket. His special blanket - Sundance Feely
Peacey Pete Surprise motherfucker! - Sundance Feely
Space For being so big. - Jamie Fiscina
The Emergency Shuttle For taking your damn sweet time. - Jamie Fiscina
William Dhaute Rive for not having the decency to fight the Captain in one on one combat. - Jamie Fiscina
Tye Collins For being braindead in the middle of the hall. Have the decency to do it in a corner. Perv. - Jamie Fiscina
The Vampire For Sucking. - Jamie Fiscina
Jamie Fiscina framing a man of god - Jamie Fiscina
Jim Lahey For unlawfully breaking into Security. - Jamie Fiscina
William Dhaute Rive For coming back to life, pirate scum! How dare ye! Avast matey!- Jamie Fiscina
Discount Dan's Burritos For being so GODDAMN GOOD. - Jamie Fiscina
Jm Lahey For being so darn displeasing to the eyes. Seriously. Get some new genes, you're butt ugly. - Jamie Fiscina
Space Wasp and Killer Tomato Stop fighting, kiss and make up - Sundance Feely
Derrick Buttersworth For being too nice to braindead crew members. Treat them with the disrespect they deserve! - Jamie Fiscina
Dallas Clamps For not properly securing the Electronics department and allowing someone to make a hole in the wall. - Jamie Fiscina
Hole in the Wall for allowing unauthrozied entry to Electronics. You should be ashamed of yourself. - Jamie Fiscina
The Table Obstructing vital area of the station - Sundance Feely
Gnome Chompski Being idle. Stop being idle - Sundance Feely
Linda Feo for yelling, destruction of property, and giving birth to angry bats which proceeded to bite Sundance Feely. - Jamie Fiscina
Angry bat Biting me. - Sundance Feely
The Chef. WHERES THE DAMN FOOD - Sundance Feely
Sundance Feely for running, not walking, to the nearest exit. - Jamie Fiscina
Sundance Feely for ticket issuing addiction. - Peacey Pete
Gnome Chompski For being so damn creepy. Just sitting there. Staring at me. Get away. GET AWAY FROM ME! - Jamie Fiscina
Captains door Not opening for the HoS - Sundance Feely
Jonas the Cat For being HORRIBLE at guarding. Meow. - Jamie Fiscina
Security Leaving your lockers open fuckers - Sundance Feely

[CaptainBravo]

fight night, round 2(unfortunately no detective spymaster around to implant all of sec and then come fail to bust it up this time). ran out of challengers and killed myself so i could watch loaf related activities, then everyone else got high to celebrate i guess?

[Weavel]

fuck me how many rage cages went on last night? 2angry

[PeacekeeperPete]

Glad you posted that, Sun dance, I didnt get to see alot of those tickets. Jamie, you did good, I missed alot of yours so you very well may have won the competition otherwise.

[Weavel]

Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "uh"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "OI"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "DAD what are you doing here"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "where the FUCK have you been you little shit"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "your mother is worried sick jesus christ"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "i farted on your cereal this morning"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "oh you are gonna get it now"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "no dad please no"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "boxing ring"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "get to the boxing ring or you are grounded"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "i swear to fucking GOD i will turn this space station around"
Damian Garneys [145.9] exclaims, "you don't understand me!!"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "i am going to beat you so hard your grandfather will cry in joy"

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "i'm taking my hat off for this"
You have added the hat to the backpack.
Damian Garneys says, "get out your nerds i need to fart on my dad"

Unknown (as Assy McHaggis) punches Damian Garneys!
Unknown (as Assy McHaggis) knocks out Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys screams!
Unknown (as Assy McHaggis) says, "Eat shit kid."
Damian Garneys says, "DAD IM BEING BULLIED"
Damian Garneys Sr. punches Unknown (as Assy McHaggis)!
Damian Garneys Sr. knocks down Unknown (as Assy McHaggis)!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "he's MY son"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "I get to beat him"
Damian Garneys Sr. farts in Unknown (as Assy McHaggis)'s face!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "get up you shitto"
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys frowns.
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys Sr. shakes Damian Garneys trying to wake Damian Garneys up!
Damian Garneys groans and moans, farting like the world depended on it.
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "wake UP you lazy fuck"
Damian Garneys Sr. kicks Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "GET up"
Damian Garneys says, "no dad please"

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "the hat is OFF"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "you know what this means"
Damian Garneys trembles.
Damian Garneys raises his middle finger.
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "ohh I am gonna beat seven shades of shit through your skull"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "c'mere you little FUCKPUNK"

Damian Garneys Sr. punches Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys punches Damian Garneys Sr.!
Damian Garneys Sr. punches Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. punches Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. knocks out Damian Garneys!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "YEAH"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "oh it's just like being on holidays"
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "beat your ass so grandad can have a laugh"

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "ohh i'm gonna farto on your face"
Damian Garneys Sr. becomes utterly furious!
Damian Garneys Sr. becomes utterly furious!
Damian Garneys Sr. becomes utterly furious!
Damian Garneys Sr. screams!

Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "where did you take my son I wasnt finished beating him"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "DAMIAN ANSWER YOUR FATHER"
Damian Garneys Sr. [145.9] says, "where the FUCK are you"
Damian Garneys [145.9] says, "the boxing room OLD MAN"

Damian Garneys punches Damian Garneys Sr.!
You have been protected from a hit to the head.
Damian Garneys has grabbed Damian Garneys Sr. passively!
Damian Garneys has grabbed Damian Garneys Sr. aggressively (now hands)!

Damian Garneys has been shot pointblank with .38 revolver by Damian Garneys Sr.!
Damian Garneys Sr. tries to fire .38 revolver at Damian Garneys pointblank, but it was empty!
Damian Garneys Sr. throws .38 revolver.
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "see what you make me do"
Damian Garneys screams!
Damian Garneys Sr. says, "now you go to your room and THINK about what you did"
Damian Garneys stammers, "daaadd......"
Damian Garneys sobs.

Damian Garneys Sr. says, "FUCKING kids"
Damian Garneys Sr. throws the coat.

OOC: A nubcake: i got beaten up by my 2d spacedad
OOC: A nubcake: just like in real life

[ThoseDernSquirrels]

Gang round
Scene: Escape Shuttle

Silent Rob says, "I dont think there is anyone else"
Silent Rob exclaims, "we are the last!"
Devin Wayne (as Gary Johnson) says, "WOOOO"
Gary Johnson (as Driscol Conrad) points to Discount Gannon
Devin Wayne (as Gary Johnson) says, "WE WIIN"
Discount Gannon says, "BITCH"
Gort [145.9] states, "Red Archibald has been dragged to escape shuttle by an Insecurity officer."
Emiliano Harrison buckles in!
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Almost Joseph Wallick gasps.
Quill Zero has added the crowbar to the backpack!
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Gary Johnson (as Driscol Conrad) points to Jacob Shit
Lily Stahl has grabbed Almost Joseph Wallick passively!
Silent Rob exclaims, "The Thug Machetes are teh best!"
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Zhar The Mad says, "Good job guys"
Suds Sadsack throws the basketball.
Suds Sadsack has been hit by the basketball.
Suds Sadsack catches the basketball!
Quill Zero has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!
Emiliano Harrison unbuckles.
Discount Gannon exclaims, "BIG HORSE MONEY FOR LIFE!"
Hervey Highlands [145.9] slurs, "duanghsh"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Discount Gannon throws the pipe bomb.
Unknown is trying to empty Red Archibald (as Walter Poehl)'s pockets!!
Quill Zero has been hit by the pipe bomb.
Lily Stahl says, "Scuse me."
Emiliano Harrison buckles in!
Misto Maxo [145.9] says, "bombmbbb"
the pipe bomb explodes!
Devin Wayne (as Gary Johnson) screams!
Emiliano Harrison screams!
Bill Disposa screams!
Alexander Degtyarev screams!
You are struck by shrapnel!
Discount Gannon screams!
Magos Mick Nulty screams!
Silent Rob screams!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...

[CaptainBravo]

crashed an escape pod into QM

would have taken a picture but i was laughing so fucking hard i forgot

[Weavel]

Isaac Kirkhope says, "sinne fianna fail"
Alexander Detarygev feeds Ken Klepto the fried IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN: In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom. Having organised and trained her manhood through her secret revolutionary organisation, the Irish Republican Brotherhood, and through her open military organisations, the Irish Volunteers and the Irish Citizen Army, having patiently perfected her discipline, having resolutely waited for the right moment to reveal itself, she now seizes that moment, and, supported by her exiled children in America and by gallant allies in Europe, but relying in the first on her own strength, she strikes in full confidence of victory. We declare the right of the people of Ireland to the ownership of Ireland, and to the unfettered control of Irish destinies, to be sovereign and indefeasible. The long usurpation of that right by a foreign people and government has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the destruction of the Irish people. In every generation the Irish people have asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty; six times during the last three hundred years they have asserted it to arms. Standing on that fundamental right and again asserting it in arms in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Irish Republic as a Sovereign Independent State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our comrades-in-arms to the cause of its freedom, of its welfare, and of its exaltation among the nations. The Irish Republic is entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of every Irishman and Irishwoman. The Republic guarantees religious and civil liberty, equal rights and equal opportunities to all its citizens, and declares its resolve to pursue the happiness and prosperity of the whole nation and all of its parts, cherishing all of the children of the nation equally and oblivious of the differences carefully fostered by an alien government, which have divided a minority from the majority in the past. Until our arms have brought the opportune moment for the establishment of a permanent National, representative of the whole people of Ireland and elected by the suffrages of all her men and women, the Provisional Government, hereby constituted, will administer the civil and military affairs of the Republic in trust for the people. We place the cause of the Irish Republic under the protection of the Most High God. Whose blessing we invoke upon our arms, and we pray that no one who serves that cause will dishonour it by cowardice, in humanity, or rapine. In this supreme hour the Irish nation must, by its valour and discipline and by the readiness of its children to sacrifice themselves for the common good, prove itself worthy of the august destiny to which it is called. Signed on Behalf of the Provisional Government. Thomas J. Clarke, Sean Mac Diarmada, Thomas MacDonagh, P. H. Pearse, Eamonn Ceannt, James Connolly, Joseph Plunkett cake.