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Spacebux purchase idea: Alternate Job Title
#1
Since alternate jumpsuits are a possible spacebux purchase, how about alternate job titles?

Perhaps a separate "serious" and "silly" version.  For example, the "serious" alternate job title for Staff Assistant would be something like "Intern", while the "silly" version would be "Organ Donor".
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#2
We should get a spreadsheet for suggestions or something. I started coming up with stuff and then realized that this is a horrible place for it.
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#3
[Civilian Jobs:]
Staff Assistant : Greytider
Chef : Meat Artisté
Chaplain : Prophet
Barman : Drunkards Union Rep
Botanist : Plant Whisperer
Janitor : Trashdigger
Clown : Honker

[Engineering:]
Mechanic : Wire-Fryer
Engineer : Radiator Technician
Miner : Rockworm Hunter
Quartermaster : Storage-Forager

[Research:]
Medical Doctor : Boo-Boo-Patch-Guy
Geneticist : Chair Monkey
Roboticist : Conciousness Creator
Scientist : Unhinged Madman

[Command/ Security:]
Security Officer : Copper
Detective : Ol'Watchman
Nanotrasen Security Operative : Crisis Intervention Officer
Chief Engineer : Master of Heat-Distribution
Medical Director : Patchmaster
Research Director : Professor Professor
Communications Officer : Newsletter Operative
Head of Security : Capeman
Head of Personnel : Master of the Tide
Captain : Drunkard

[Job of the Day:]
Mime : Le Mimodrame
Barber : Hair Collector
Mailman : Space Delivery Service-Operator
Lawyer : Public Defender
Tourist : Visitor
Vice Officer : Buddy
Boxer : Fist-Communicator

[Gimmick Jobs:]
Radio Show Host (Talk Show Host) : Man of the People
Mime : Le Mimodrame
VIP : Capitalist
Pharmacist : Mister Chill-Pill
Union Rep : [Department] NanoTrasen Dispute-Resolve-Professional
Diplomat (Ambassador) : Politician
Musician : SpaceCloud Rapper
Salesman (Merchant) : Shady Dealer
Journalist : Public Investigator
Coach : Hired Trainer
Sous Chef : NanoTrasen Cuisine Expert
Waiter : Servant of the Cuisine
Apiculturist (Apiarist) : Bee Ambassador
Psychologist (Therapist, Psychotherapist) : Brain Doctor
Test Subject : NanoTrasen Experimental-Prisoner
Regional Director : "Second-Craptain"
Inspector : NanoTrasen Procedure-Check Officer
Hollywood Actor : Clown Apprentice
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#4
I suppose I probably should have included all my ideas in the original post.  Let's see how many I can remember and/or invent off the top of my head!

Format is Job: Alternate "Serious" Title/Alternate "Silly" Title

Staff Assistant: Intern/Organ Donor
Chef: Cook/Cannibal
Chaplain: ???/God Botherer
Barman: Bartender/Wannabe Chemist
Botanist: ???/Flooding Specialist
Janitor: Sanitation Technician/???
Clown: Punching Bag/Entertainment Specialist (No, I didn't reverse these by accident)
Mechanic: ???/???
Engineer: ???/Pyromaniac
Miner: ???/???
Quartermaster: ???/???
Construction Worker: Architect/Dadaist Architect
Medical Doctor: Paramedic/Sawbones
Geneticist: ???/Monkey Aggression Outlet
Roboticist: ???/???
Scientist: ???/Nerd
Security Officer: ???/Mall Cop
Detective: Private Eye/Troubleshooter
NT-SO: ???/Blue Nukie
Chief Engineer: ???/???
Medical Director: ???/???
Research Director: ???/Turbonerd
Communications Officer: ???/???
Head of Security: ???/Zookeeper
Head of Personnel: Director of Human Resources/Designated Survivor
Captain: Commander/Head Staff Assistant
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