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After a long, intense round in which Edison, Tteckk, the accident-prone detective and myself desperately attempted to save the AI and the station from a mad bomber, we finally succeeded dramatically just as the shuttle arrived and we nearly lost Tteckk. We assembled in the escape hallway, invincible, high on our own great deeds. Nothing could stop us now!
Quote:Edison Lootin says, "Good"
Edison Lootin says, "The team made it"
Spigot The Bear salutes.
Bud Miller expels intestinal gas through the anus.
Edison Lootin salutes.
Tteckk Booth salutes.
Bud Miller farts egregiously.
Edison Lootin celebrates all his wonderful justice team members
Spigot The Bear has been shot pointblank with the derringer by Grorgrort Highland!
Grorgrort Highland fires the derringer at Spigot The Bear!
You are hit by the projectile!
You start bleeding!
Spigot The Bear has been shot pointblank with the derringer by Grorgrort Highland!
Grorgrort Highland fires the derringer at Spigot The Bear!
You are hit by the projectile!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
SS13 can provide almost operatic drama sometimes.
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Spiderbat still cries himself to sleep at night thinking about those events...
They haunt me...
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Readster Wrote:Was just given Matter Eater by genetics and decide to see what would happen if I ate a live bomb.
I'm fairly sure matter eater just deletes whatever you eat.
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Eating a bad donut, It sent me into a coma.
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got cranked and got crunk with Hyperbolic Slamchamber and the rest of the people at the space diner
crank synthesis explosion can and will blow off both of your arms heh
also that round
Quote:You feel like you can't live without nicotine!
literally five seconds later:
Quote:You no longer feel reliant on nicotine!
i did it everyone. i beat my nicotine addiction. it was a long, hard road, but i overcame it.
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fukken
alcohol
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When Smokey Dogg released a server gridingly evil concoction on accident. Weird cheese was literally made inside of the smoke and foam he made and then it melted, the whole thing setting everyone on fire.
His last words were:
Smokey Dogg exclaims, "SCIENCE!"
Smokey Dogg says, "THATS BIG"
Smokey Dogg says, "FUCK"
And then:
Chef Buttes says, "welp"
Chef Buttes says, "THey're on fire"
Box catches on fire!
Frycook Dan's Quik-Noodles - Mushroom-Swiss Burger-Bake Flavor catches on fire!
Frycook Dan's Quik-Noodles - Mushroom-Swiss Burger-Bake Flavor catches on fire!
Discount Deng's Quik-Noodles - Sweet and Sour Lo Mein Flavor catches on fire!
Pirate Dan's Quik-Noodles - Spicy Imitation Crab Meat Paste Flavor catches on fire!
Descuento Danito's Quik-Noodles - Tuna Melt Taco Fiesta Flavor catches on fire!
Discount Deng's Quik-Noodles - Teriyaki TVP Flavor catches on fire!
Frycook Dan's Quik-Noodles - Curly Fry Ketchup Hoedown Flavor catches on fire!
Pirate Dan's Quik-Noodles - Spicy Imitation Crab Meat Paste Flavor catches on fire!
Rabatt Dan's Snabb-Nudlar - Inkokt Lax Smörgåsbord Smak catches on fire!
Descuento Danito's Quik-Noodles - Tuna Melt Taco Fiesta Flavor catches on fire!
Frycook Dan's Quik-Noodles - Curly Fry Ketchup Hoedown Flavor catches on fire!
Discount Deng's Quik-Noodles - Sweet and Sour Lo Mein Flavor catches on fire!
Rabatt Dan's Snabb-Nudlar - Inkokt Lax Smörgåsbord Smak catches on fire!
Sconto Danilo's Quik-Noodles - Italian Strozzapreti Lunare Flavor catches on fire!
Morning Dan's Quik-Noodles - Mechanically Reclaimed Sausage Biscuit Flavor catches on fire!
Sconto Danilo's Quik-Noodles - Italian Strozzapreti Lunare Flavor catches on fire!
Discount Deng's Quik-Noodles - Teriyaki TVP Flavor catches on fire!
Comrade Dan's Quik-Noodles - Beef Perestroikanoff Flavor catches on fire!
Latex Gloves catches on fire!
Syringes (Biohazard Alert) catches on fire!
Dropper catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Prescription Glasses catches on fire!
the anti-toxin bottle catches on fire!
the anti-toxin bottle catches on fire!
the anti-toxin bottle catches on fire!
the epinephrine bottle catches on fire!
the epinephrine bottle catches on fire!
the epinephrine bottle catches on fire!
the morphine bottle catches on fire!
the morphine bottle catches on fire!
the toxin bottle catches on fire!
Syringes (Biohazard Alert) catches on fire!
Dropper catches on fire!
Dropper catches on fire!
the beaker catches on fire!
the beaker catches on fire!
VISOR goggles catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
the morphine bottle catches on fire!
the morphine bottle catches on fire!
the antihistamine bottle catches on fire!
the morphine bottle catches on fire!
the morphine bottle catches on fire!
the antihistamine bottle catches on fire!
the antihistamine bottle catches on fire!
the anti-radiation bottle catches on fire!
the floor melts!
the weird cheese catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Station Intercom (Medical) catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Dropper catches on fire!
the epinephrine bottle catches on fire!
Dropper catches on fire!
Toxin First Aid catches on fire!
Toxin First Aid catches on fire!
Fire First Aid catches on fire!
Fire First Aid catches on fire!
Fire First Aid catches on fire!
Dropper catches on fire!
the epinephrine bottle catches on fire!
Toxin First Aid catches on fire!
Box catches on fire!
Hypospray catches on fire!
Syringe (spaceacillin) catches on fire!
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I am so sorry. My foam never gets bigger than 3x3 this one just grew.
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TheRedScare Wrote:I am so sorry. My foam never gets bigger than 3x3 this one just grew.
The best part was that I was on fire for like ten minutes and the game never realized. I was laughing so hard.
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it's basically the same thing that happened with the alcohol, just with more containers around full of reagents.
fucking chemists
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Klayboxx Wrote:TheRedScare Wrote:I am so sorry. My foam never gets bigger than 3x3 this one just grew.
The best part was that I was on fire for like ten minutes and the game never realized. I was laughing so hard.
Yeah walking down the corridor while we were both ingulfed in flames and being full health while everything shat its pants around us was p. hilarious
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So Swed did something beautiful just a little bit ago and I happened to walk in on it. Someone asked him which way it was to botany and Swed offered to lead him there himself. The logs show what happens next.
Code: Papal Feline [145.9] says, "Swed help me sue pirthcrd"
Dr. Swedlokim [145.9] says, "busy"
Dr. Swedlokim [145.9] says, "guiding a guy to botany"
This is where I happened upon he and I followed them both into the escape area. We went down into one of the arms of escape and we went down to the door leading to space.
Dr. Swedlokim says, "its a airbridge"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "let me call it"
Dr. Swedlokim knocks on the reinforced window.
Dr. Swedlokim says, "OI"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "TURN ON THE AIRBRIDGE YOU FUCKS"
At this point I had caught on on his hijinx and went along with it
Dr. Swedlokim says, "its fine"
Chef Buttes says, "It's on"
Chef Buttes says, "the airbridge is made of glass"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "anyways!, the airbridge is see through"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "its down here"
Chef Buttes says, "yup"
Dr. Swedlokim says, "follow me"
What followed was what the picture shows. First Swed walked out, then the botanist guy walked out, I followed just to see what happened next. When we all died, Swedlokim begged for forgiveness
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) moans, "huh, thats weird the airbridge wasn't there..."
DEAD: Ikari Shinji says, "you ass"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "what?"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "I'm sorry i told them to deploy the airbridge!"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "The airbridge didn't come"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "they didnt fucking listen"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "that is dumb"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "those fucking pricks"
DEAD: Ikari Shinji says, "you didnt enter ;"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "Sorry, i tried to show you botany"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "but the engineers got me killed..."
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "omg"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "Swed"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "you didn't hit ;"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "thats why"
DEAD: Chef Buttes says, "stupid"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "fuck you chef it was your job anyways"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "you know i have bad eyesight"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) wails, "Ikari please forgive me"
DEAD: Ghost (Dr. Swedlokim) laments, "Please?"
DEAD: Ikari Shinji says, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Hilarious.
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If I ran into someone named Ikari Shinji I'd have deliberately tricked him into walking out that airlock. Well, now that I know you can trick people into doing that...
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Guy starts breaking into the AI upload, so the borgs head over to try and see if we can keep the AI alive somehow.
ChumbawumBorg declares, "Stay back! I have a gun!"
ChumbawumBorg declares, "I will not hesitate to use it!"
-Insert gunshots from sound synthesizer here-
ChumbawumBorg declares, "I still have many more bullets!"
Cyborg Eta-84 queries, "Are you threatening a fellow borg?"
ChumbawumBorg states, "I believe I scared the bad person away, AI"
Cyborg Eta-84 states, "Please do not harm the human."
ChumbawumBorg states, "Threats are shown to not harm humans in a significant manner"
Suddenly, he finishes disassembling the wall!
ChumbawumBorg declares, "Ahh!"
ChumbawumBorg states, "FIRE"
-More gunshot noises-
Judas Iscariot says, "hi"
Judas Iscariot exclaims, "WHAT THE HELL!"
Judas Iscariot screams!
ChumbawumBorg declares, "Damn, the wall is in the way!"
Judas Iscariot collapses!
Cyborg Eta-84 states, "Judas Iscariot is attempting to assassinate the AI from spac."
Cyborg Eta-84 states, "Oh my."
ChumbawumBorg states, "Um..."
Judas Iscariot gasps.
Old Bot queries, "Did you just murder the human?"
ChumbawumBorg states, "this has never happened before"
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ISN and I got into a rage cage match of insults. We were both named Shitty Bill, but you can tell the insult it his because it's way better. He's the first four insults, also.
Code: DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU ABSOLUTE PILE OF SCROTAL FEBHBA"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU REEKING ASS LASAGNE"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU URETHRA-TOPPED CLOACA BURGER"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "TAINT FOR BRAINS"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU FART-SMELLING, DIRT-EATING SON OF A BITCH"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "I BET YOU WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH LAST NIGHTS DISH WATER"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU DROPPED OUT OF THE WRONG END OF A LIMP-WRISTED OBESE PUG"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "I BET YOU SHIT IN YOUR CEREAL"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "LIMP-WRISTED?!"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "THATS IT!"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU FLAP-ARMED TUBE MAN"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU LOOSE SCREWED CUE BALL"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU RANCID NAVEL-BAKED YAK WRENCH"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU PLUNGING TAINT RUBBING BURRITO"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU QUIVERING MALIGNANT ANAL POLYP"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU RAT INFESTED CANCEROUS TUMOR"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU BACTERIA-BREATH PIECE OF SCROTAL DETRITUS"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU CAVITY INFECTED CAVE DENIZEN"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU FART-FILIBUSTERING FLIPPANT FUCKFURTER"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU'RE THE CITIZEN KANE OF SHIT"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU'RE THE PHANTOM MENACE OF SHIT"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) grumps, "YOU'RE THE DRIVE OF TERRIBLE"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU'RE THE FREDDY GOT FINGERED OF GODAWFUL"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU'RE THE THE IRON GIANT OF SMELLY"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) grumps, "HEY THE IRON GIANT WAS FUCKING AMAZING YOU SACK OF MICROWAVED GUANO"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YEAH I LOVE THAT MOVIE YOU SHIT SPREAD SANDWICH"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU IMPOTENT HEAP OF HALF-BAKED NUTELLA"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU TWITCHING MASS OF OVER-COOKED PEANUT BUTTER"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU BUTTER-POUNDING PAULA DEEN LOVER"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "ok lmao"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "hold on"DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "YOU MONKEY PANDERING TURD OF A MAN"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU PANDA MONKEYING TURD BURGLAR"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU EAT LIGHTBULBS FOR BREAKFAST, YOU'RE DUMBER THAN A SACK OF DOORKNOBS, YOUR URETHRA IS TINY!"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "EVERY MORNIING WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU EAT A BOWL OF YOUR UNCLE'S DRIED SCALP FLAKES YOU RAMPANT GREASE BEAST"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) laments, "ATLEAST I DON'T SCRAPE THE FUNGUS FROM MY AUNTS FEET AND MIX THEM IN WITH ORANGE JUICE YOU OBTUSE CLOWN"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "GO TAKE A GONORRHEA-RIDDEN STENCHWANK IN THE DANKEST DEPTHS OF NERD CELLAR HELL"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOUR DAD WAS A CLUWNE AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A BOX OF FROZEN PLUMS"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "NO, HOW ABOUT YOU GO TRIP OFF THE EDGE OF A TALL BUILDING YOU FRADULENT TOILETPAPER"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOUR UNCLE IS A WOMAN AND YOUR AUNT IS A RAGING GORILLA TURDLET"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU EAT TOILETS FOR A LIVING YOU CHUNK-HUMPING CLOD OF PUS"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU EAT PUBLIC URINALS YOU FART-HUFFING CAMEL LOVER"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) wails, "YOU FART SHITS AND EAT FARTED SHITS FOR LUNCH AND SHIT FARTED SHIT FARTS OUT OF YOUR FARTY SHIT FART OF A FART-FIRING SHIT ASS"
DEAD: Ghost (Shitty Bill) moans, "YOU GARGLE THE SECRETIONS YOU FIND UNDER THE FOLDS OF YOUR STOMACH AND PROCESS IT INTO CHEESE"
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