Ideas of questionable quality

[Mouse]

On the whole Shakespeare thing, using a person's skull in your hand should have you say "Alas, poor (name)..."

[phyvo]

The ability for admins to easily mass spawn people in places outside of the arrivals shuttle. Also, the ability for admins to turn people into bees.

[Flaborized]

If you are holding a cardboard tube and somebody else hits you with a cardboard tube, you should clash with them like how you do with c-sabers and katanas so we can better RP Dudes LARPing with cardboard tube weapons

[Mouse]

Do we have balloon swords? We should have balloon swords.

[UrsulaMejor]

Do we have balloon swords?  We should have balloon swords.

get somebody to sprite them

[Frank_Stein]

Hitting a drink cup with a utensil should make a plink sound

[Mouse]

If you're dummy thick and lose your butt the sprite for it should be extra large.

e: goatze's caramels should have a small chance of dropping a gold ring when eaten.

[GORE]

Clown artifacts. Some inject you with a pathogen that gives you all the fart symptoms, some blow up into bananas, some teleport you to random station toilets, some release honkfartium and fartonium into the air, some inject you with rainbow fluid, some act like turrets except they throw cream pies, some replace your arms with pizza, and others just slowly produce endless monkeys. They pose as normal artifacts except when examined they have an additional line of text saying something like "it is covered in horn shaped markings!" Then when activated it transforms into a more clown-colored variation of itself.

This is the best thing heard of all day! Adventuring Sci-Nerd-Clowns shall reign!

[Mouse]

Add a pizza manufacturer to the Cairngorm.

[Superlagg]

Remove a pizza manufacturer from bubs' mom.

[aft2001]

If your character is named "Jeffery Epstein", you should not be allowed to *suicide, and you may be freely murdered by anyone.

[Superlagg]

Optional hard-mode variants of all the antagonists for when you feel like an epic-level try-hardest and dominate the crew with, like, a quarter of your class' perks.

Like, changelings would lose their stings and most of their regeneration powers. Nukeops would start naked in the diner. Wraiths would be unable to possess things or use ghost-magic as a revenant. Things like that.

[Mouse]

Plutonium core for 99 million spacebux. Comes with free antag status, only works for one round.

On the topic of cash, makeitrain verb for when you're holding a stack of credits.

[Haprenti]

Let a ghost take control of Chomsky using a local verb. They have the same moves as the uncontrolled gnome, with a cooldown.
Maybe if the gnome is hidden in a locker/crate the verb still appears while standing next to it.

[Superlagg]

Custom PDA message groups. Kinda works like those default department PDA rings, but you can customize which PDAs it'll message. Make your own antag mailing list!

A gamemode where an entire department are antags. And maybe like they're the only antags?