make being fat less awful

[Technature]

Yes to the sumo belt.

I was thinking the mutation would give you a minute or two to do something about it, saying that you feel like you're gaining weight quickly or something like that.

That way you have a decent amount of time to do something about it before "Well fuck all my shit's on the floor now".

Also, fat clothes could work well, especially if they make you look dumb when you aren't fat.

[warcrimes]

there needs to be a synergy between being fat and being limbless. I'm thinking it should give you some hella momentum and top speed. ramming speed. skateboard speed.

[Superlagg]

Being fat and limbless should let you roll around.

[BBEG]

Being fat and limbless should let you roll around.

so you would be a giant bowling ball made out of meat and poor life decisions

[salix_catus]

What about fat, limbless with a jetpack?

[Technature]

What would a jetpack do for you if you're limbless?

You can't really turn the damn thing on.

[BBEG]

What would a jetpack do for you if you're limbless?

You can't really turn the damn thing on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojaRx2PWxLA

[Frank_Stein]

I really like the idea of jetpacks negating leg related slowdown