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12-07-2018, 10:51 PM
Oh whoops, I played Smash Bros all day yesterday and now I have to work a 12 hour shift. I'll post the winners tomorrow, the 9th.
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12-09-2018, 09:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-09-2018, 09:35 AM by locusts. Edited 2 times in total.)
Top rated tickets for November 2018
tiny living detective figure ticketed for not solving any tiny toy crimes while i was observing by Honey Nutt Zach Dandy ticketed for leaping out the disposal chute and doing me a proper frighten by Honey Nutt Gabriel Mercury ticketed for missuse of the public electric chair by Rusty Bottom Leg ticketed for For kicking me by Nolan Stone FLAVIA ticketed for SO MUCH FUCKING BLOOD JESUS CHRIST by Angela Ziegler That hovering loaf ticketed for Scaring the fuck out of me by Fab Houlous Gabriel Mercury ticketed for telling me i have bad genes when a simple visual assessment would tell you that by Honey Nutt Unknown Mime ticketed for drawing dozens of pictures of bees when that effort could have gone towards making one GIANT picture of a bee by Honey Nutt James Paxton ticketed for lying about free donuts, there were NO FREE DONUTS by Listel Sheerfield CLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn ticketed for NOT THIS FUCKEN SHIT AGAIN, CHRIST! by Flip Judge unassuming security officer ticketed for ejecting their awesome cartridge, so I can write THEM tickets HEH by John Johnson James Paxton ticketed for filling the station with paper planes. You are a wonderful artist, but this is ILLEGAL by Listel Sheerfield Tod Sodly ticketed for proposing to light toxins on fire and then not actually doing it, the coward by Listel Sheerfield Smunky! ticketed for Asking the AI to play Despacito by Fab Houlous Sol Nerds ticketed for Attempting to do a solarium run on my watch by Honey Nutt whoever left these pipe bombs lying around ticketed for littering by Honey Nutt Judas Iscariot ticketed for Convincing monkeys to kill themselves with a russian revolver by Merol Musip crime ticketed for being a constant source of criminal occurances by Regular Human Flavia Iulla ticketed for invading my office, which is fine normally.. but without WEARING PANTS which is absolutely not by Listel Sheerfield puddle of charcoal ticketed for not being contained within a grill by Dr. Floorpills Lev Flaurous ticketed for not checking himself before messing himself by Listel Sheerfield Top rated fines for November 2018 Alec Ryan fined for Debating philosophy while being eaten. by Dean David Flavia Iulla fined for Stealing the e-gun without offering it to me as a bribe first for kidnapping the captain. by Listel Sheerfield Grandma Yorkshire fined for Feeding me super hairgrownium when I liked my mustache already by Dr. Floorpills Jeffery Jefferson fined for Turning into a WIZARD! by Ion Storm Jeremy Stewart fined for Dying, whilst continuing to bleed out, all over the goddamn floor, and not fucking responding to me. by Shawn Callaghan Matt Vegas fined for Being on fire without good reason by Dalton Fischer Some Guy fined for Shoving people into disposals, yet somehow not killing them. by Listel Sheerfield Awkward Dryad fined for saying 'ecks dee' aloud, twice by Mercy O`Fogg 
12-09-2018, 03:28 PM
12-13-2018, 07:36 PM
12-13-2018, 09:58 PM
(12-13-2018, 07:36 PM)Space_Cola Wrote:(12-09-2018, 03:28 PM)Technature Wrote:(12-09-2018, 09:23 AM)locusts Wrote: CLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn ticketed for NOT THIS FUCKEN SHIT AGAIN, CHRIST! by Flip Judge Really proud of this one.
01-01-2019, 06:56 AM
December is over and so is 2018! Vote for some tickets and some fines!
01-10-2019, 11:04 AM
Top rated tickets for December 2018
Dzheyms Vitze ticketed for Farting so much that it can be classified as a bioweapon. by Joseph Taggart Mercy O'Fogg ticketed for Doing meth in front of the captain and not sharing by Captain Sugar Beeman Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for having your heart turn into a bee that you cannot look after becase your heart turned into a bee, killing you by Honey Nutt Tod Sodly ticketed for not cleaning the station fast enough and leaving paper airplanes to rot in the morgue by Listel Sheerfield Raphael Ally ticketed for not believing in sharkbay before witnessing it by Listel Sheerfield Kaden Mens ticketed for being covered in monkey blood and smelling of murder by Listel Sheerfield Bruce Feufer ticketed for being a cluwne by Listel Sheerfield who tf this captain thinks he IS ticketed for locking himself on the bridge and doing GOD knows what by Sugar Beeman Xelkath Zerikile ticketed for attempting to murder me in my office with an explosive minisub by Listel Sheerfield Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for talking about pissing into a bottle on the public radio, literally the moment i arrived on the station by Honey Nutt Bruce Feufer ticketed for cluwning around like a nerd by Listel Sheerfield Bruce Feufer [145.9] says, "i'm willing to pay top dollar for the assassination of all monkeys on board" ticketed for criminal by Sugar Beeman Hatred Rage ticketed for Blowing himself up, leaving the job of cleaning the mess to some poor sap like me, Fab Houlous by Fab Houlous Satan Alliman ticketed for Getting shot by a CLOWN by Sugar Beeman The Wizard ticketed for not appreciating gold stars by Selphine Rughzenhaide Bartender ticketed for Serving ketchup and compost. What is this a budget farm brewery? by Blackhole Moon X-Drone ticketed for not filling out proper job application paperwork, destroying everything by Honey Nutt Tooty ticketed for continuing to wrestle me for reasons that are still not adequately explained by Honey Nutt Grandma Yorkshire ticketed for For illegally marrying the Captain against his will. by Boris Bubbleton Santa ticketed for Not leaving any presents under the Spacemas Tree by Nora Tarm unlawful posession of an energy gun ticketed for FUCK by Roman Lawhon Listel Sheerfield ticketed for This is a ticket redeemable for one free clown. by Sugar Beeman Camilla Graves ticketed for Shooting herself with her railgun arms by Camilla Graves Top rated fines for December 2018 Ludwig L Ludwig, Esq. fined for Injecting the Hippity HoPpity with phliggity Phloggity by Sugar Beeman Shawn Callaghan fined for Cleaning up all the puke in the bar. by Listel Sheerfield Grandma Yorkshire fined for Captain tax by Sugar Beeman Jeannie Sideiron fined for Making a reverse monkey crusher without a licence. by Listel Sheerfield Medivh Camreon fined for Serving Highly Combustible drinks by William Mcsplosion Fab Houlous fined for We should indeed lynch the janitor, and the funds will help pay for a new one by Blackhole Moon Anderson Cressman fined for Deploying an X-Drone right on top of my desk. In my office. Rude. by Listel Sheerfield
01-31-2019, 12:47 PM
Hi pals, nearly the end of the month! You should take a good old look at the tickets page and vote some I reckon.
02-08-2019, 04:00 PM
I'm doing this tomorrow so get your votes in if you haven't done so already!
02-10-2019, 02:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-10-2019, 02:45 PM by locusts. Edited 1 time in total.)
Top rated tickets and fines for January 2019
Oar Dehrv ticketed for delimbing everyone with a katana except for me. I sense severe discrimination. by Listel Sheerfield Shawn Callaghan ticketed for Stealing the captain's corpse from the funeral to parade his corpse around on the buffermatic like a macabre mardi gras float. by Dean David Honko Bluwnes ticketed for murdering Shawn Callaghan after stuffing them into a box and calling them the AI. by Listel Sheerfield butterfly ticketed for Acts of terrorism and attempted murder of rescue team Theta. by Casey Spark Daniella Robinson ticketed for Fingerprints located on a sewage pill mislabeled as "Omnizine" by Casey Spark Klaus ticketed for Spending time on the slot machine instead of resuming patrol duties. by Casey Spark Sybil Braun ticketed for literally compromising the AI while I was standing right there. In front of them. by Listel Sheerfield spell man ticketed for Killing my botanist in cold blood while he was in the middle of making me synth butts by Sugar Beeman Porter Bailey ticketed for Standing in the sitting only room by Sugar Beeman Grandma ticketed for The chance of an accident during self-surgery increases with age! by Sugar Beeman Clown ticketed for not being abused enough, failing to meet his quota by Bunman #13023 medbay ticketed for making buttbots using robobutts. we're better than this, use real butts by Mercy O`Fogg werewolf ticketed for traveling at high speeds in a bee school zone by Lindsay Pinney Back-ally Doctor ticketed for I ordered a doctor, not a pizza by Tweed T-science nerds ticketed for You know who you are and what you did by Blackhole Moon Loretto Buttersworth ticketed for ordering exactly 37 monkeys and filling QM with them without permission by Listel Sheerfield Harry Johnson ticketed for not making me any pancakes despite saying that they were going to make pancakes by Listel Sheerfield Clown ticketed for Laying down some tear jerking harmonica work, i'm actually crying by Mark Noir the crew ticketed for surviving by Bryce Richter effery Jefferson ticketed for Enabling Kristopher's monkeys addiction\ by Sugar Beeman Water, water everywhere ticketed for Seriously, were in SPACE, why is there SO MUCH WATER by Fab Houlous Vish Ace ticketed for Going 43 times the running speed limit by Fab Houlous That fucking clown ticketed for Going even faster than Vish, i cant even see his fucking name by Fab Houlous Old Man Jenkins ticketed for Providing poor housing for his fists by Bunman #13023 Everett Donkin ticketed for human freezing without a permit by Anya Fields The kitchen ticketed for Having a population of monkeys great enough to consider a country by Fab Houlous Vending Machine outside Medbay ticketed for Stealing my goddamn credits. You goddamn piece of shit. Gimmie my damn Dr. Pubber. by Shawn Callaghan Boris Bubbleton ticketed for Faking health issues to invoke emotional trauma in a security officer by Casey Spark Buck Klin ticketed for Mispronouncing coworker's name, causing emotional damage. by Casey Spark Top rated fines for January 2019 Jeffery Jefferson fined for Filling the goddamn hall with meat and blood. by Angela Ziegler Selena Merryman fined for Attempting to out-trade me in a capitalist exchange, but unaware that I can secretly deduct all of their money gained through fines. by Listel Sheerfield oger Miles fined for rESISTING THE 8BALL'S HOLY WILL by Roger Miles Horse Horsington fined for Not wearing his Horse Mask. Cover your ugly mug appropriately. by Boris Bubbleton Mike Hodge fined for Not being Swedish by Boris Bubbleton Boris Bubbleton fined for Being Swedish. by Judge Ledger Pagliacci fined for repeated attempts to cook clownface mclunksky by Clownface Mclunksky Angela Ziegler fined for Wasting my valuable time by asking for help, and then refusing to actually get back into the fucking station. by Shawn Callaghan Jake Turnbuckle fined for Dying on NT company time by Shawn Callaghan |
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