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Ideas of questionable quality
(11-27-2017, 06:24 AM)LuigiThirty Wrote: Okay, so add hemp ropes and let you drag heavy objects around with no speed penalty with them instead.

Rope crewmembers together so each one drags along the others. If one guy falls down a pit you can save him, unless he's fat in which case all of you fall down with him.
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MonkeyOps - A crate of special trained monkeys that seek and kick the shit out of anyone not wearing red. Nukeop-only.
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(11-27-2017, 08:28 AM)Nnystyxx Wrote:
(11-27-2017, 06:24 AM)LuigiThirty Wrote: Okay, so add hemp ropes and let you drag heavy objects around with no speed penalty with them instead.

Rope crewmembers together so each one drags along the others. If one guy falls down a pit you can save him, unless he's fat in which case all of you fall down with him.

I GOT IT

Hemp Rope lets you hogtie people. It’s like cuffing them but they can’t move at all. They can still Resist out of it but they won’t bolt off if you don’t keep them stunlocked.
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why can't Martians yee

they can't speak English, I want to yee
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(11-27-2017, 10:08 PM)Superlagg Wrote: MonkeyOps - A crate of special trained monkeys that seek and kick the shit out of anyone not wearing red. Nukeop-only.

Ook Ops
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Add a version of the Adeptus Mechanicus robe somewhere that has an actually usable robot arm, giving whoever wears it a third arm.
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Make blob launchers target pods.
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Gas powered exoskeleton

Combine jetpack, rods, some junk from the workbench (Gears and some sort of pump) to form a metal contraption you wear over your uniform. Unless workbench is a mess, then maybe someone could throw gears and pumps into general manufacturing. The idea being you waste a jetpack but instead get jackhammer punches or something silly like that.

Disadvantages: Uses a jetpack for things that aren't spaceflight. Has limited armor protection and zero bullet proofing. Probably prone to breaking.

Advantages: Lets you temporarily play hulk without genetics. Maybe combine it with rocket boots for more fun.
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gas powered skeleton
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(12-03-2017, 03:38 PM)locusts Wrote: gas powered skeleton
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(12-03-2017, 03:53 PM)John Warcrimes Wrote:
(12-03-2017, 03:38 PM)locusts Wrote: gas powered skeleton

This is for ideas of questionable quality, not fantastic suggestions.
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all ghostcritter cockroaches should have that miscreant objective to complain about everything.
That way we can fill maintenance with critical bugs.
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(12-05-2017, 04:33 PM)John Warcrimes Wrote: all ghostcritter cockroaches should have that miscreant objective to complain about everything.
That way we can fill maintenance with critical bugs.

mods??
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Holding a pair of shoes while wearing a horse mask should let you move faster.

Weld a knife to a horse mask to become a unicorn. Lets you stab people you run into at full gallop.

Syndicorn pony princess power armor. Fillet some fools with a cyalume horn, your majesty. Rainbow flamethrower. Fly through space, with... rainbows? Fart sparkles and magic people inside out? neifh
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(12-05-2017, 10:55 AM)John Warcrimes Wrote: 3 - Hey i'm not sure if this works but has anyone tried to sew a full-size Oxy Tank into someone's chest? Can you hook up to that? That's fucked up.
Scene opens with Manne Love on chair with hunting rifle.
Que ominous music. Dexter Grifflez approaches aggresively.
Manne Love opens fire. Misses dramatically. One shot left.
Manne Love: "Smile you sonova..." - fires last shot.
Dexter Grifflez explodes into bloodmist and gore.
Que scene with Floorpills emergence. Both swim off into bee-headed sunset using errant butts as floats.

Not sure if autistic or schizotypal, but I like it.
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