[CHANGELING ABILITY] Buttspider

[Frank_Stein]

Wouldn't the butt spider as a hat protect someone from an acid spit?

[APARTHEID]

Buttspiders should be able to jump on heads and attach like a stapled-on butt, destroying whatever hat was on there before if any. The buttspider dies and the changeling can then track that person like a tracking implant. The buttspider can be removed through surgery like a stapled butt, removing the tracking and causing it to shrivel up and die.

The buttspider’s only abilities detached from its host are Fart and Attach.

While attached to the host's head, the buttspider can fart in that person's face as if they were pushed down.

It ought to encourage the afflicted to go in for surgery~

[Superlagg]

I want toupé spiders that give people a really bad (butt) hair day.

[Technature]

Buttspiders should be able to jump on heads and attach like a stapled-on butt, destroying whatever hat was on there before if any. The buttspider dies and the changeling can then track that person like a tracking implant. The buttspider can be removed through surgery like a stapled butt, removing the tracking and causing it to shrivel up and die.

The buttspider’s only abilities detached from its host are Fart and Attach.

Can it attach as someone's butt if they lack one?

I want buttspiders to be able to track people as their asses.

[Berrik]

I actually kinda hate this.

[Dr Zoidcrab]

I agree with Berrik, this kinda feels like beating a dead horse at this point.

[Firebarrage]

You two are nuts. This is one of the most SS13-sounding things ive ever seen. I love it.